Imagine sunning on a crowded beach and suddenly realizing you’re getting pissed on. Now imagine you turn to see the person giving the golden shower is none other than Steve-O from Jackass. It would probably take a few minutes to process it all.
Did I just get pissed on?
Is that Steve-O?
Ok, now I really think I got pissed on because that’s Steve-O.
No, seriously, did I get pissed on?
Even after he admitted it was a joke I’d still take a dip in the ocean. Salt water kills a ton of germs, real or imagined.