The most generous man on the planet was arrested in Tel Aviv for trying to hook a couple police officers up with a little nug, on the house. In today’s pro-marijuana society, this seems more like a nice gesture than a crime, no? Well, not when the officers puke out their small intestines from it.
The two officers from Tel Aviv District Police were hospitalized after becoming dizzy, vomiting and having hallucinations in the wake of eating delivery pizza.
Colleagues of the police officers grew skeptical and made a visit to the pizza place to speak with the owner. The owner confessed to sprinkling a synthetic form of cannabis called Mr. Nice Guy on the pizza because they ‘seemed cool.’
The owner admits,
“I knew the order was placed by police officers. But the officer who called in the order seemed cool — plus he told me to add whatever toppings I wanted. So instead of putting oregano, I sprinkled Mr. Nice Guy.”
Israeli police are trying to get the pizza shop shut down on grounds that it constitutes a danger to public health.
Mixed feelings on this one, bros. I can totally see the owner’s angle here. I bet he was hoping the officers came in a few days later with their uniforms untucked being all boisterous yelling “EYYY Tony! We’ll have the special pie (wink wink)” and then promising to get him out of all the parking tickets that he accumulated while delivering pies. Solid positioning. But like sex, positioning is only half the battle. Execution is what counts. I can get behind a girl in the doggy style position at the drop of a hat, but being able to execute, to last more than a couple half-hearted pumps, is where the difficulty lies. You best make sure that weed does the exact opposite of what it did, or else you could be out of a business and put on blast for bros worldwide to relish in.
(But if they didn’t finish that whole pie, ship it my way. I’d be down to give it a test. A second opinion couldn’t hurt. I hope.)
[H/T LADbible]