Even the least talented cook among us can make eggs. Eggs are pretty painless. Crack ‘em in the pan with some oil or butter, add some pepper, remove with a spatula. And this assumes you’re not scrambling eggs, which is even easier.
Apparently though, some of us desperately need the Rollie, a vertical egg cooker.
The Rollie is essentially a non-stick pan shoved into a toaster that pushes out eggs on a stick from the top. It’s somehow hilariously accidentally filthy.
Don’t take our word for it, here’s the infomercial for this thing:
Although we do have to admit, in areas where space is an extreme premium, this might actually have some value. Eggs are cheap but cooking them is a pain in the ass if you don’t have access to a kitchen.
On the other hand, you also have to balance that against the desire to walk around with what’s essentially a kitchen sight gag. Also, you might have to explain why, precisely, you’re eating cooked eggs on a stick. But if you can handle that, the Rollie is just $30 and comes with a few special offers.
Rollie [Official Site]
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