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The future of handcuffs: Shock you when you get out of line

By 12.03.12

Believe it or not, getting out of standard metal handcuffs is actually pretty easy. They have a universal key, which is easy to keep on your person, and that also makes them easy to pick. Oh, and you can also dislocate your thumb and slip out of them as well.

US Patent Office

US Patent Office

Hence, new, intelligent handcuffs that will give you a jolt if they detect any attempt to open them.

The system is pretty simple, and actually really, really creepy. Just slap the cuffs on, and if they detect, say, a change in cuff orientation through their built-in sensors, or an increase in your pulse rate which might be a prelude to doing something stupid… zzzzzzzzap!

Adding to the mild creepiness of this, the cuffs in the patent can be configured in all sorts of nasty ways. Face full of mace, for example, or even needles to inject sedatives!

The one good side is that the cuffs seem to have a built-in safety protocol: They won’t shock you to death.

Unless they malfunction. Yeah, maybe this is just not a good idea.

Shocking Next-Gen Handcuffs [Patent Bolt]

About Dan Seitz... Dan Seitz is a semi-professional nerd (he'll have to code a homebrew game for the NES before he goes pro). He grew up fiddling with video game systems, computers, cameras, and other technology you should never hand to an eight-year-old if you want it back in pristine condition. Currently, he lives in Boston with his girlfriend, her cat, a Shih Tzu, and far too many objects with processors.
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