The Duet is a vibrator with… USB storage?

Human beings being, well, human beings, far more time, money, and energy is spent perfecting stuff you put in and around your groin to “enhance sensation” than on things like going to outer space or cracking the secrets of the universe. And as a result of such a saturated yet insatiable market, weird stuff inevitably turns up in droves.

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Still, Crave may have put together the champion of odd in this category.

Essentially, it’s a vibrator that charges via USB and, for some reason, they threw 16 GB of storage on the thing because hey, it’s a USB port, so why not make it swing both ways? Of course, it’s shoddy engineering, in a way, since if you store dirty movies on the thing, you can’t watch them while putting it to its, ah, intended use.

Adding to the somewhat awkward nature of the device is the fact that if you live in San Francisco, the company founders will hand-deliver it to you, today only. You know, because you want a sex toy manufacturer to know what you look like. If you have a special lady who might enjoy this, you know, for the storage, it’ll run you $350.

Crave a V-Day Treat [Crave]