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Meet the Army’s terrifying new robot horse

By 09.13.12

I live in Boston, and I can’t tell you how much joy it fills me with to know this creepy bastard, a robot horse known as Big Dog, is being built and tested maybe fifteen miles away from me. Fifteen miles it can easily cross.

Why do I find it troubling? See for yourself:

Is that or is that not pretty damn creepy?

So, aside from the fact that DARPA’s entire mission is to keep mad scientists in business, why does this exist? Essentially, as a more reliable pack animal. The Army would love to keep supplies close to troops, but the problem is that troops tend to be in rough terrain that’s difficult for a robot on treads to get over.

Big Dog is designed to solve that problem. He’s got a lot of lifting power, and rough terrain is no problem for him. He just plants his feet and keeps going.

Oh, and he also has a top speed of seven miles per hour, just in case you though you could outrun it when it decides you’re in need of a tramplin’. But on the bright side, the troops are getting closer and closer to their very own pet robot. Hooray?

Legged Support System [DARPA]

About Dan Seitz... Dan Seitz is a semi-professional nerd (he'll have to code a homebrew game for the NES before he goes pro). He grew up fiddling with video game systems, computers, cameras, and other technology you should never hand to an eight-year-old if you want it back in pristine condition. Currently, he lives in Boston with his girlfriend, her cat, a Shih Tzu, and far too many objects with processors.
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