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Hot Tub Boat: The ultimate party boat/floating porn set

By / 01.23.13

The Hot Tub Boat is pretty much exactly what you’d imagine from the title: A floating hot tub with an electric motor that lets you steer, provided you’re not too busy relaxing. It’s also bafflingly not been featured on a porn shoot yet.

Hot Tub Boat

Hot Tub Boat


The Hot Tub Boat is fairly straightforward in its mechanics. The part that keeps you from drifting off into a hot-tub death is a electric motor you control with a joystick. Meanwhile, the warm tingly part (get your mind out of the gutter) is powered by a diesel boiler, good for ten hours of bubbles.

It also has teak decks and no fewer that four ice chests, you know, if you were wondering what this thing was actually designed for.

Hot Tub Boats deserves credit: they worked closely with the Coast Guard to make their product as safe as possible, and if you choose to rent one, currently only in Seattle, it’ll be on a lake. But if you want to own one of your very own, you can: They currently go for $42,000 a pop.

Hot Tub Boats [Official Site]


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About Dan Seitz... Dan Seitz is a semi-professional nerd (he'll have to code a homebrew game for the NES before he goes pro). He grew up fiddling with video game systems, computers, cameras, and other technology you should never hand to an eight-year-old if you want it back in pristine condition. Currently, he lives in Boston with his girlfriend, her cat, a Shih Tzu, and far too many objects with processors.

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