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Here’s a pen you can’t stab anybody with

By 10.31.12

If you’re a guy, at some point, you’ve wondered if a pen is actually a dangerous weapon in the right hands. Like, could you take a guy, Bourne-style, by stabbing him in the throat with one?

stab resistant prison pen


The answer, if you were wondering, is yes, and if you’re really concerned about it, we’ve got just the pen for you.

The Stab-Resistant Prison Pen is, well, exactly what it sounds like. Specifically, the pen is designed with a rubbery body and ink cartridge so that you can write with it comfortably but you won’t be able to… well… stab anybody with it.

Never one to turn down a challenge, I bought a five pack and some friends and I spent a little time trying to stab each other with these things. It turns out that instead of giving you a potentially serious puncture wound, the worst these things will do is mark up your clothes.

In fact, they’re so effective, they really are prison pens: This is what’s used in most federal prisons. Sorry, you’ll have to craft that accurate shank for your Shawshank Prison costume out of something else.

Prison Pen [ThinkGeek]

About Dan Seitz... Dan Seitz is a semi-professional nerd (he'll have to code a homebrew game for the NES before he goes pro). He grew up fiddling with video game systems, computers, cameras, and other technology you should never hand to an eight-year-old if you want it back in pristine condition. Currently, he lives in Boston with his girlfriend, her cat, a Shih Tzu, and far too many objects with processors.
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