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The new ‘Metal Gear’ lead is no match for a cat it would seem

By / 01.25.13

So, have you given the Metal Gear Rising: Revengence demo a spin? And did you try slicing and dicing the little kitty cat on the beach? And did you fail miserably as well?

For those believing that the above is just a safeguard, to help prevent the gristly death of a cute and cuddly creature, and a nasty backlash from angry parents or PETA: you obviously are not familiar with Metal Gear.

I can guarantee you that this cat’s agility has storyline implications, one that will be revealed in the third or fourth sequel. $20 says that he’s cloned from the a cat that played a pivotal part of the Cuban missile crisis, a chapter of American history that none of us no knows about.

By the way, I’m not making a joke here. Am legit serious.


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About Matt Hawkins... Matt Hawkins is an NYC based video game journalist, designer, consultant, and cultralist. He's been published in EGM, Kotaku, and MSNBC amongst others. Matt also makes comics and zines, is obsessed with cable access, gets into arguments with homeless people all the time, and once had his nipple bitten off during a one night stand. But that's neither here nor there.

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