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The many ways to die in ‘Tomb Raider’

By / 03.06.13

Remember Conan’s freak out while playing the just released Tomb Raider reboot, due to the horrific manner in which Lara bites the dust? Turns out, that was just the tip of the iceberg.

From the same guy who gave us that terrific Yakuza 4 clip from last week is a highlight reel that shows all the different ways in which Lara Croft dies in her latest adventure (which is actually her very first one, since the new game is a prequel).

It’s like the ones featuring Isaac from Dead Space, except worse. Because the stuff that happens in Tomb Raider is slightly more realistic. Granted, most of us will never have our faces ripped off by a vicious wolf, but the chances of that happening is far greater than having our entire heads ripped off by a necromorph…

Speaking as someone who as raised on horror movies, which is all about torturing attractive young ladies, even I had a hard time sitting through the above. I seriously began to feel uncomfortable, even slightly ill. The best part is is how some other folks out there (and you know who you are), will TOTALLY get of on it. Hey, whatever floats your boat I guess.

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About Matt Hawkins... Matt Hawkins is an NYC based video game journalist, designer, consultant, and cultralist. He's been published in EGM, Kotaku, and MSNBC amongst others. Matt also makes comics and zines, is obsessed with cable access, gets into arguments with homeless people all the time, and once had his nipple bitten off during a one night stand. But that's neither here nor there.

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