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By 11.14.12

Along with one of the bonus endings from the game.

So perhaps the following individual opening the Call of Duty: Black Ops II Care Package might not be the ideal candidate to live vicariously through, but given how Ice T opted to just the regular edition (as evidenced on Instagram), Kevin WK is the best thing we’ve got. Also, by the end, it’s clear why Ice didn’t bother in the first place…

Hey man, I appreciate a good pog joke, especially in 2012. Moving on, want to see one of the bonus endings of the game? Which features [SPOILERS] an appearance by the band Avenged Sevenfold, which Destructoid recently uncovered…

If you’re a fan of the band, it’s neat I guess? But if you’re like me and have never heard of the guys, you’re probably wondering if Activision was going to have these guys star in some Guitar Hero game that eventually got sh*tcanned and are simply ensuring that their money did not go to waste.

About Matt Hawkins... Matt Hawkins is an NYC based video game journalist, designer, consultant, and cultralist. He's been published in EGM, Kotaku, and MSNBC amongst others. Matt also makes comics and zines, is obsessed with cable access, gets into arguments with homeless people all the time, and once had his nipple bitten off during a one night stand. But that's neither here nor there.
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