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Gamer Problems are like First World Problems, but even sadder

By 11.13.12

As in, even more pathetic than First World Problems. Also, not quite as funny either.

Actually, a few of the Gamer Problems in the following are entertaining, if only because its what gamers legitimately complain about. Unfortunately, it’s also clear by the end that these guys are not real deal video game dorks…

Aside from the Kinect/PlayStation Move controller mistake, what serious PC gamer uses a wireless mouse? Give me a break. Also, you can get porn on your PS3 from watching porn? That’s an actual question by the way. I kind of seriously need to know!

About Matt Hawkins... Matt Hawkins is an NYC based video game journalist, designer, consultant, and cultralist. He's been published in EGM, Kotaku, and MSNBC amongst others. Matt also makes comics and zines, is obsessed with cable access, gets into arguments with homeless people all the time, and once had his nipple bitten off during a one night stand. But that's neither here nor there.
TAGSFirst world problemsGamer ProblemsGamer Problems videoGamingVideo games

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