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Crapping Paper hilariously ruins the gift

By 12.19.12

If you’re simultaneously cheap and incredibly curmudgeonly, you can save a mint on wrapping paper by printing your own, and at the same time completely ruin everybody’s Christmas, with Crapping Paper!

Crapping Paper

Crapping Paper

The concept is pretty simple: It’s seemingly festive paper from a distance, but once you pick up the box, it literally tells you, right on it, what the gift is.

I bring this up not because I am a bitter, black-hearted Scrooge (I’m only bitter and black-hearted, I love the holidays), but because it opens the door to all sorts of last minute pranks. After all, you’re under no obligation to actually tell the truth on this paper. The Crapping Paper people don’t care.

It doesn’t have to be mean-spirited, of course: You could wrap, say, a bottle of Bowmore Single Malt in paper saying “It’s a cheap wine!”, or somebody’s iPhone 5 with “it’s an iPhone 3G!”

Or it could be completely mean-spirited, because let’s face it, the Christmas events at work are annoying. You can find Crapping Paper online and it’s easy to print yourself.

Crapping Paper [Official Site]

About Dan Seitz... Dan Seitz is a semi-professional nerd (he'll have to code a homebrew game for the NES before he goes pro). He grew up fiddling with video game systems, computers, cameras, and other technology you should never hand to an eight-year-old if you want it back in pristine condition. Currently, he lives in Boston with his girlfriend, her cat, a Shih Tzu, and far too many objects with processors.
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