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Conan O’Brien reviews ‘Halo 4’

By / 02.07.13

It’s been a long time coming, given that the game that he has a guest role in, Halo 4, came out months ago. But the pay off, of Conan the player meeting Conan the game character, was well worth the wait.

Basically…

1. I like Conan’s idea of a theocratic society better than the one everyone knows already.
2. Cortana is indeed like Manti Te’o girlfriend.
3. The story is hella confusing and boring.
4. When I play co-op, I also end up relying upon my friend who is a thousand times better at Halo.
5. And I too have always wanted to punch myself.


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Matt Hawkins
About Matt Hawkins... Matt Hawkins is an NYC based video game journalist, designer, consultant, and cultralist. He's been published in EGM, Kotaku, and MSNBC amongst others. Matt also makes comics and zines, is obsessed with cable access, gets into arguments with homeless people all the time, and once had his nipple bitten off during a one night stand. But that's neither here nor there.

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