Company raises $280K to create handheld, electronic fellatio machine

Finally, a handheld fellatio machine for the guys who think the Fleshlight is just “too much work.”

The Autoblow 2, a crowd funded sex device because people are lonely AND have spare cash, operates electronically. Users and abusers can just plug the Autoblow 2 it into the wall, slide into the rubbery sleeve, and allow the beaded rings to slide up and down their junk like a hummer from an actual Hummer (or the Hummer’s younger sister).

The Autoblow 2 has moves never before seen in a sex device. According to a press release, the Autoblow 2 will be the “first electronic stroker to work with 3 sizes of interchangeable sleeves, and the first mechanized male pleasure product built to last for years. The motor is rated to last over 500 hours, or for 1500 solo experiences.”

The makers of the Autoblow 2 set out to raise $45,000 and ended up raising $280,247 in one month because this is a really horny world.

The Autoblow 2 will cost about $150 retail and $600 in montly electric bills.

[via Beta Beat]

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