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‘Chronic Gamer Girl’ is exactly as advertised

By / 11.28.12

That being a girl that’s high, playing video games.

Chronic Gamer Girl, which was discovered by Kotaku, is above all else fairly accurate. Because many people, when smoking weed, will say stuff that’s intended be insightful but is totally not, crack themselves up with jokes that are also not very funny, and stuff their faces with Oreos or Cheez-Its…

I will admit, I find the above to have a certain charm. But I guess if you go to enough parties in Brooklyn and spend enough time hitting on girls in the same exact state, you start to develop either a thing or a tolerance for such things (for me, it’s mostly the latter).


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Matt Hawkins
About Matt Hawkins... Matt Hawkins is an NYC based video game journalist, designer, consultant, and cultralist. He's been published in EGM, Kotaku, and MSNBC amongst others. Matt also makes comics and zines, is obsessed with cable access, gets into arguments with homeless people all the time, and once had his nipple bitten off during a one night stand. But that's neither here nor there.

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