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Bowser finally wises up about his inept arsenal

By / 01.24.13

Also, 50 Cent’s new best bud is PaRappa the Rapper?

First, the latest from Dorkly, which addresses the piss poor weaponry that Bowser relies upon when dealing with Mario. I personally don’t think the size and the speed of the bullets are so much an issue, as much as the fact that they all have dopey faces painted on them…

Bonus vid time, which was also recently highlighted by Destructioid (that’s how I found out about the first one). It’s a clip from Robot Chicken that stars PaRappa the Rapper and his brand new mentor (along with his former one; I also can’t believe Master Onion would just leave him hanging like that)…


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About Matt Hawkins... Matt Hawkins is an NYC based video game journalist, designer, consultant, and cultralist. He's been published in EGM, Kotaku, and MSNBC amongst others. Matt also makes comics and zines, is obsessed with cable access, gets into arguments with homeless people all the time, and once had his nipple bitten off during a one night stand. But that's neither here nor there.

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