Wtf

No, seriously? How much would you pay for it? A British company is auctioning off a vial of President Ronald Reagan's blood from 1981, collected right after John Hinkley's assisination attempt as he was leaving Washington's Hilton Hotel. Bids are already over $14k.

I defy you to a find a reason that doesn't defy simple physics for how this cigarette landed when he accidentally dropped it. Has to be a glitch in the Matrix, right? Can't be as simple as being dropped in a pool of pine sap, right?

Part of me wants to scream at my computer and yell "THERE'S NO WAY THIS FAME WHORE IS FOR REAL." It doesn't pass the bullsh*t viral marketing campaign sniff test. But the other part of me is kinda amused by thought of a man so desperate to win his girlfriend back that he pees his pants in public…

Perhaps the most epic translation FAIL you'll watch today.

Shoenice's 2012 Bodily Destruction Tour rolls on, this time gulping down a bottle of Frankts Xtra Hot Sauce in 10 seconds. You will get heartburn just by watching this...

This is a life skill everyone should know.

A little old, but this is the most entertaining 8-minute video you'll watch today. This civilian wasn't all that happy when a Virginia Sheriff's Deputy flew past him at 90 miles an hour for no reason at all. So he trolled him hard, eventfully getting him to pull over in his Honda Civic. The guy…

When your bathing suit of choice smuggles your nuts and disallows other people to look at you comfortably, you deserve this kind of bad luck...and so much more really. Here's to hoping the universe keeps piling sh*t onto this guy's face. 

F*ckin' Shoenice. Continuing to do God's work to himself. This time he slugs an entire bottle of Jagermeister and then he proceeds to eat toilet paper because making no sense whatsoever is what this guy does.

Few things in the world piss me off like primadona performing artists. Club promoters that bill said performing artists as for "appearences" just make matters worse. Thus, if the idea of an over-the-hump R&B artist ripping off loyal fans makes your blood boil, stop reading.

You’ve been there before. You’re out on a magnificent beach, enjoying the gorgeous weather and the beauty of all creation while drinking an ice-cold brew. Then, suddenly, you’re overwhelmed to bury your buddy in sand, cover him with food, and have a bunch of seagulls land on him in hopes he can…

The dispute here was whether or not the man had paid the $2.40 for his breakfast sandwich and coffee. He claims he did while the non-English speaking donut shop employee claims he didn't. I'm not saying I agree with how he handled the situation, but I have to side with the customer because I…