Would-you-rather

I didn’t even have to think about it. The answer is yes. And it’s an issue that we’re going to have to resolve internally sooner rather than later, if these horny scientists are to be believed.

I love how these things go in waves. One person asks a single “would you rather?” question and the next week my email gets bombarded with them. Well you know what? I’m gonna oblige you sick bastards. I can’t answer all of them but I’ll do a few. And I’m going to do it like I’ve got a 12-gauge…

Besides the "Jersey Shore," Bros don't waste their precious Thursday evenings by watching crappy reality television shows. However, it isn't hard to figure out that the hottest -- and perhaps the richest -- cougars on television are cavorting around the Upper East Side as Bravo's "Real…