The 9th Semester
by Lance Pauker on May 15, 2013 at 12:00pm
I remember a year ago today pretty well. It was in the middle of what was called Senior Week--this hazy compilation of hours spent perpetually drunk, the...
by Lance Pauker on May 8, 2013 at 12:29pm
Oftentimes, the demands of life require people to be good at stuff. But not everyone is good at stuff, so some people have to lie in order to keep pace....
by Lance Pauker on May 1, 2013 at 1:30pm
It's the stetch run. And although you'll try to your hardest to #makeitcount these next few days, they'll probably go something like this:
by Lance Pauker on April 24, 2013 at 3:30pm
Time occured. And you, the college Brohemoth, took that time and did a bunch of things that would sound more impressive if you deemed them socially...
by Lance Pauker on April 17, 2013 at 1:30pm
The "group" project stereotype usually goes like this--one person does all the work, the others do nothing, the others only do nothing cause the one...
by Lance Pauker on April 10, 2013 at 1:30pm
It’s a cold world out there. Unless you’re from Florida, in which case it’s a cold world in there. (The passion for air conditioning in that state is...
by Lance Pauker on April 3, 2013 at 2:00pm
Yes THE FINAL FOUR, but most people have stopped giving a shit--our brackets are shot, our Dunk Cities have gone the way of the Baltimore Port System,...
by Lance Pauker on March 27, 2013 at 3:00pm
My roommate and I recently came to the conclusion that drinking a lot of alcohol, from the first vestige of pregame to the final stage of hangover, is...
by Lance Pauker on March 21, 2013 at 3:00pm
Certain campuses are bigger hotspots than others, but given the hipster love affair with the concept of osmosis (populate places not currently...
by Lance Pauker on March 13, 2013 at 2:00pm
Westeros Class of 2013.
by Lance Pauker on March 6, 2013 at 5:00pm
The majority of us have been on Facebook for over half a decade now. Over the course of that time, we and the people around us have seen some things and...
by Lance Pauker on February 27, 2013 at 3:00pm
For reasons known to most everyone, Investment Banking and related professions have become the de-facto thing to do if you’re smart, driven, and...
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