Latest TagsLatest TagsLatest TagsLatest TagsLatest TagsI know, I know: You can't stand people who use words wrong, or worse, make up words completely. But it is the way of progress, and arguing against it is...
What a pathetic loser.
Here's how I look at this, or any other kind of addle-minded asshole-related trickery: if you're trying it, you deserve every bad ending possible. That's...
Homeboy was doing work and no one, not even the ref, was going to get in his path of destruction. So he socked that little fucker right in the face. The...
I was about to give her the benefit of the doubt, and argue that perhaps her costume required a black face but had nothing to do with an actual African...
The blow dart! Such an underrepresented tool. To be honest, I have not seen a blow dart in action, or even thought about them, since I last watched "Ace...
This is beyond a poor attempt. He actually looks like a face from a Guess Who? game board. He's that one character, that gamble, that is so different...
I think I want to launch a new website called IdiotsCatsAndPorn.com: a one stop shop of everything people seem to love on the Internet. No way in hell...
I live in constant fear that one of my neighbors is going to do something stupid and kill me as I lounge on my couch with my hand buried deep in the...
Amazingly, one fifth of the population is still using 1234, 1111, or 0000 as the pin number for their debit cards. They operate with ignorance, hubris,...
Meet Michael Smerigilio, the Florida teen whose crotch just became the poster boy for gun control. Whilst cleaning his new piece (that's what kids are...
This is why banning or flagging words on a website is ridiculous. I've fought the good fight on this very site because we Roger Maris the sh*t out of...
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