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That punch cost him another six months on top of his freshly imposed 15-year sentence. I thought they'd have given him a pass since it was technically a...
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Jesus, what a loose anus hole. Even weirder than him stuffing a gun up his ass is that the thing wasn't loaded. Probably a good idea considering if it...
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