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Watch the First Interview with High School Student Who Awesomely Ripped His Teacher to Shreds

by J. Camm on May 10, 2013 at 1:39pm

A few days ago this video of a student ripping his teacher a new asshole for not knowing how to teach went beaucoup viral on our site. Today, his first...

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College Kid Goes NUTS Over Roommate Drinking His Cup of Coffee, Sparking Legendary Rant

by Andy Moore on May 8, 2013 at 12:50pm

How incredible is this rant? It starts with "I JUST want to talk to you, you WORTHLESS piece of shit!" and the opening line is, maybe, the nicest thing...

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Listen to the Blackhawks’ Duncan Keith Completely Rip a Female Reporter

by Lance Pauker on April 23, 2013 at 4:45pm

The Chicago Blackhawks have had one of the better seasons of any major sporting team--if you recall, earlier in the season they won so many games in a...

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Like Any Other Jets Fan, George R.R. Martin Hates the Revis Trade, Possibly the Team

by Lance Pauker on April 23, 2013 at 1:30pm

George R.R. Martin, author of the A Song of Ice and Fire series that spawned a small HBO drama called Game of Thrones, is apparently a New York Jets fan....

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Bro Goes to SoulCycle, Lives to Rant About It

by Krum on April 15, 2013 at 2:15pm

I’ve never been a traditional gym guy. When I would lift, I’d find myself sleepwalking from machine to machine, dreaming of that mediocre chocolate...

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‘Lingerie’ Football League Coach ‘Under Review’ for Amazing Locker Room Meltdown

by Brandon Wenerd on April 12, 2013 at 1:32pm

I think the biggest news item here is that the Lingerie Football League actually takes itself seriously enough as a sport for this type of locker room...

travel

The 8 Most Annoying People on Your Flight

by Reggie Noble on April 3, 2013 at 1:00pm

Nothing highlights the complete awfulness of other human beings like being confined in a small, inescapable place with them. Like a foxhole. Or an...

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Age Is Just A Number, Bro—And a Random One at That

by A. Gram on March 10, 2013 at 1:00pm

When I turned eighteen, I became a full-fledged adult and functioning member of society. At least, that's what I'm led to believe. From what I've...

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McDonalds Customer Who ‘Got Money, Bitch,’ Has a Rather Thrilling Tirade

by BroBible Viral on March 8, 2013 at 1:40pm

And you know it. (Take it out your pocket and show it.)

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Hipster Kanye West Unleashes a New Anti-Corporate, Anti-Brand Concert Rant

by Brandon Wenerd on March 1, 2013 at 11:40am

After taking shots at Jay-Z and artists selling out, Kanye unleashed a new anti-corporate, anti-brand rant at the most ironic of venues: Amsterdam’s...

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To Me, If It’s Not Unprotected, It’s Not Sex

by D.C. on February 25, 2013 at 2:00pm

I like to have sex with vaginas. I don’t like having sex with synthetic apparitions, custom-engineered to feel just like the original. It’s why I don’t...

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Hey McDonalds, Extend Your Breakfast Hours Already

by Andy Moore on February 24, 2013 at 3:30pm

This morning, I walked into a McDonald's to get a Egg McMuffin, because I like to start the day with something that will make me feel like crap. After...