Quotes

fitness

5 Ways to Stay Motivated For The Gym

by Alex Nerney on April 22, 2013 at 12:00pm

Most of the fitness pieces I write fall on a Thursday morning. Since my grammar has the intellectual substance of a 7-year-old's finger painting, it...

metta world peace

Metta World Peace Confirms He’s Too Sexy for His Cat

by Reggie Noble on April 10, 2013 at 10:00am

Metta World Peace returned to action last night, just 12 days after undergoing knee surgery. How was he able to do this? He has a simple explanation.

nfl

Rob Ryan Gets Fired By Dallas Cowboys, Offers Up Tremendous Quote

by Reggie Noble on January 9, 2013 at 10:00am

Can you imagine what it must have been like to grow up in the Ryan household? Just a constant dick-measuring contest, I bet.

taylor swift

9 Reasons You Wouldn’t Want to Date Taylor Swift, Explained By Taylor Swift Quotes

by Brandon Wenerd on November 27, 2012 at 6:00pm

As my grandfather says, "Everyone has to be good at something." Taylor Swift is good at a lot of things: Singing, songwriting, performing, and being...

stand-up comedians

70 Classic Quotes, Observations, and Words of Wisdom from Louis C.K.

by Brandon Wenerd on June 28, 2012 at 2:55pm

Louis C.K. is a lot of things. First and foremost, he's a brilliant comedian who's revolutionizing show business in front of our very eyes. Secondly,...

college football

Idiot Alert: Jerry Sandusky’s Lawyer Compares Trial to Episode of ‘All My Children’

by Reggie Noble on June 19, 2012 at 12:12pm

Jerry Sandusky’s defense attorney continues to do his best Lionel Hutz impression. This morning, Joe Amendola was asked if the former Penn State...

Top 10 Badass Western One-Liners

by Burnsy on November 11, 2011 at 5:15pm

Watching last Sunday's premiere of AMC's awesome new Western "Hell on Wheels" — about a former Confederate soldier out for revenge on the Union soldiers...

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Alison Brie Says the Hottest Things: Three Quotes on Threesomes, Girl-on-Girl Experimentation, and D

by Brandon Wenerd on August 5, 2010 at 3:02pm

Alison Brie needs to do more interviews. Not the type of heavily edited promo-plugs for AMC -- we honestly couldn't care less about the complexity of...

frank sinatra

Sinatra on Those Who Don’t Drink

by AG on July 29, 2010 at 9:41am

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.” —Frank Sinatra, another...