Prostitutes

crime

14-Year-Old Bro Hires Hooker, She Pepper-Sprays Him and Steals His Piggy Bank

by Reggie Noble on May 4, 2013 at 9:46am

Ah, this poor dude. All he wanted to do was get his rocks off with a possibly clean hooker and all he got was heartache and pain.

soccer

Sunday Mba’s Goal Won the African Cup of Nations, Free Sex for Every Man in His Country

by Reggie Noble on February 11, 2013 at 10:00am

If there’s a better athlete name than Sunday Mba, I am blissfully unaware.

soccer

Important! Brazilian Hookers Are Learning English Before the 2014 World Cup

by Andy Moore on January 8, 2013 at 4:15pm

You have to show some respect to the Rio streetwalkers—they're working hard for their money. I'm not sure we would expect America's women of the night to...

high school football

Five DeMatha Football Players Hired Prostitutes at Their Team’s Hotel

by Lance Pauker on September 7, 2012 at 1:00pm

DeMatha Catholic High School, located in one of those DC fringe suburbs known for crabcakes, football, and the occasional joust (the official state sport...

prostitutes

Denver Police Arrested 14 of the Ugliest Prostitutes in the History of Time

by J. Camm on February 7, 2012 at 7:00pm

This is some crop of hookers. I mean, SOME GNARLY CROP of mangiest trough dwelling pigs you'll ever lock eyes with. I hope the brave men and women in...

wtf

74-Year-Old Man Chokes on Dentures During Sex With Prostitute, Dies

by Reggie Noble on February 2, 2012 at 2:30pm

A 74-year-old Taiwanese man died after swallowing his dentures while having sex with his 62-year-old prostitute. This is how I want to go out. Doing what...

fights

Nothing to See Here But a Bunch of San Francisco Prostitutes Fighting

by Stevie Chay Vaughan on July 13, 2011 at 3:30pm

Did you say "hooker fight?" Hot dayummm, today just got a whole lot more awesome. There's fists, wig grabbing, and lots and lots of screaming outside...

wtf

19-Year-Old Missouri Man Goes to Police to Seek Refund from Hookers

by J. Camm on December 2, 2010 at 10:41am

Cue the "I remember my first hooker" insults. Or the "this kid is a p*ssy and should probably die" rants because Ryan McNames (no really, that is his...