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Mother Attempts DIY Circumcision on 3-Month-Old Son

by Ted Williams Head on August 16, 2011 at 4:00pm - comments

There are certain things you should do yourself, landscaping, a bathroom remodel, and making Rice Krispies Treats. There are also things you should never attempt to do yourself, cook General Tso chicken, tattoo removal, and circ*mcisions. Unfortunately for one unlucky boy his mother tried to save…

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Drunk Airline Passenger Urinates on 11-Year-Old Girl

by Ted Williams Head on August 12, 2011 at 11:30am - comments

You may classify a "bad airline flight" as having some turbulence and your microwaved beef stroganoff being undercooked, but that would be considered a day at the park compared to this JetBlue flight that included a man pissing on a young girl and another passenger puking up his entrails.

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