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Apparently the Oregon police aren't cracking down on drug dealers, which prompted members of the community into action. In what appears to be a mash-up of "Breaking Bad" and "Mad Men," the residents of one community brought down a meth lab by advertising the existence of the drug house.

When people come to my door I hide because no good can come from this. It's either a Jehovah's Witness, a door-to-door salesman, or a neighbor, and I hate my neighbors. If only these two women were as savvy as me then they wouldn't have had their funbags groped by an old pervert.

Everyone enjoys a yummy frozen yogurt, whether it's Pinkberry, Red Mango, or even TCBY. However I may have to stay away from the O' My Yogurt store in Monterey Park, California because I don't enjoy being kidnapped and imprisoned in a soundproof box where I am only wearing an adult diaper.…

Be careful when you're getting it in with the ladies because it's possible that you could go to jail for giving chicks the herp. That's what happened to David Golding from England, when his relationship soured with his girlfriend Cara Scott. The lovebirds were like most new couples, they were in…

There are certain things you should do yourself, landscaping, a bathroom remodel, and making Rice Krispies Treats. There are also things you should never attempt to do yourself, cook General Tso chicken, tattoo removal, and circ*mcisions. Unfortunately for one unlucky boy his mother tried to save…

This whole vampire phenomenon has gotten out of hand. Whether it's "Twilight" or "True Blood," people are obsessed over vampires. Now some people are living out their vampire fantasies and eating other people.

You may classify a "bad airline flight" as having some turbulence and your microwaved beef stroganoff being undercooked, but that would be considered a day at the park compared to this JetBlue flight that included a man pissing on a young girl and another passenger puking up his entrails.

  Here are your Morning Headlines:   MLB: 185 current players were asked who they thought was the most over-rated player in baseball. The results are utterly typical. [SI] Auto: Because our world just couldn't go-on without another Hummer stripped of all its masculinity. [MEV] …

Here are your Morning Headlines: NSFW: The hacker who stole Blake Lively's nekked photos leaked 17 more. And the beat goes on... [TMZ] Sports: After years of contemplation, Ricky Rubio decides Minnesota doesn't suck so bad after all. Signs with the Timberwolves. [USA Today] …

Hopefully your Memorial Day weekend wasn't quite as eventful as ours. Nonetheless, a lot of stuff happened over the past four days and we've got a little bit of catching up to do. We got your back, Bro. Here's a few things you may have missed while offline, cooking out and enjoying life and…

  Here are your Morning Headlines:   Movies: Critics continue to rape "Hangover 2." Someone call Stabler and Benson. [Yahoo] WTF!?: Charming three-bedroom house in Maryland for sale. Sits on a nice plot of land and has also hosted three separate murders. Let the bidding war…

Here are your Morning Headlines: WTF!?: The brains of Lean Pockets' marketing team might have been shook during infancy (pic above). [Gothamist] Sports: A month ago, Barry Bonds offered to pay for Brian Stows' children's college education. The news took this long to come out…