Watch the Ultimate Collection of Mascot Fails
by Andy Moore on April 25, 2013 at 12:40pmI've said it before. I'll say it again. There are few things funnier in life than gratuitious violence exerted on mascots. Whether it's the Blue Devil's...
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A Colorado State Fan Dressed Up Like a Ram, And It Was Great
by Reggie Noble on March 22, 2013 at 9:33amAllow me to introduce you to the unlikely hero of the NCAA Tournament’s first day.
Kindhearted Mascot Steals Show After Another High School Playoff Buzzer-Beater
by Reggie Noble on March 11, 2013 at 9:00amHoly hell, the New York state high school basketball playoffs are insane. First, we had New Rochelle’s logic-defying buzzer-beater that catapulted the...
Here’s a Tremendously Bizarre Video From the University of Nebraska
by Reggie Noble on February 25, 2013 at 3:14pmIf this doesn’t make you want to attend the University of Nebraska, nothing will. Check out chancellor Harvey Perlman’s impeccable rhythm and smoothness....
Here’s Missouri’s Mascot, Truman, Getting Cozy With a Bong
by Reggie Noble on February 20, 2013 at 4:34pmMissouri’s first year in the SEC had driven its mascot, Truman, to drugs, in turn transforming him into a true slouching tiger.
Cocky 8-Year-Old Girl to Chicago Bears Mascot: ‘Deal With It, Bro!’
by Reggie Noble on December 14, 2012 at 11:00amThe Green Bay Packers-Chicago Bears rivalry is no joke. People in that part of the country hate the other team as much as they hate not constantly eating...
WVU Mountaineer Mascot Shoots a Bear with Musket, Celebrates With a ‘Go Mountaineers’ Chant
by Brandon Wenerd on December 4, 2012 at 8:19pmWell, this is probably about the most cliche West Virginia thing ever. While hunting in Pendleton County, West Virginia, WVU Mountaineer mascot Jonathan...
10 Weird Facts You Didn’t Know About Mascots
by Andy Green on November 7, 2012 at 4:00pmMascots have been doing their thing for centuries. They are there to take an awesome experience and add even more pizazz. They are the heroes of the...
Chuck E. Cheese Mascot Being Replaced By Much Sketchier-Sounding Rat
by Lance Pauker on July 3, 2012 at 2:23pmChuck E. Cheese was once a place "where a kid could be a kid." This seems to no longer be the case.
Wedding Cake Featuring Uga as Roadkill is Tremendously Detailed
by Reggie Noble on June 18, 2012 at 11:49amNothing drives home the happy fact that two people are so in love they want to spend the rest of their lives together than a cake full of dog intestines....
Woman Sues Phillie Phanatic For Brutal Mascot-on-Human Crime
by Reggie Noble on June 13, 2012 at 9:11amThe Phillie Phanatic is one fun-loving guy. One woman, however, is suing him for having a little too much fun.
Conan Brings You the Mascots That Should Never Dunk
by Ted Williams Head on May 26, 2012 at 10:00amYou're probably familiar with the sh*tty mascots that NBA teams trot out during halftime to attempt mundane dunks off of trampolines. Well Conan is...
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