Mammary Musings

sex

5 Things She Wants to Hear in Bed

by Victoria McKenzie on November 23, 2012 at 3:40pm

Being able to say the right thing in bed is a girl’s second favorite thing for you to do with your tongue. Good sex is made up of a lot of different...

dating advice

Definitive Guide on How to Get Out of the Friend Zone

by Victoria McKenzie on November 16, 2012 at 2:00pm

She’s your best friend. She’s funny, likes sports, gives great advice and can keep up with you at the bar. She’s also incredibly hot and you want to bang...

mammary musings

Why Women Fake Orgasms, Plus 4 More Female Mysteries Explained

by Victoria McKenzie on November 9, 2012 at 4:00pm

I could probably write a dissertation about this but I’ll try to narrow it down. Women are mysterious. This quality plays into our sex appeal as well as...

sex

How to Survive an Unwanted Case of Whiskey Dick

by Victoria McKenzie on October 26, 2012 at 3:00pm

Not being able to get hard when you’re wasted is common; guys know it, girls know it. Guys just don’t like to admit it. Since no one owns up to it, you...

halloween

6 Types of Halloween Costumes Chicks Wear and What They Say About Your Chances to Bang Them

by Victoria McKenzie on October 19, 2012 at 2:00pm

Halloween is the one night a year that even the docile, mild mannered girls next door can dress as raging whores and no one can say anything about it....

mammary musings

How to Make Your Filthy College Apartment Girl-Ready in 20 Minutes

by Victoria McKenzie on October 12, 2012 at 2:00pm

There are a few factors girls take into consideration when deciding whether the last stop on the tour of your apartment will be the bedroom or the front...