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This is the Best Local News Graphic You’ll See

by BroBible Viral on June 12, 2013 at 1:22pm

Here’s to all those hard-working people in the chryon-development industry. Keep on keeping on and, one day, you’ll have the opportunity to make a...

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Watch a News Crew Find a Missing Man While Reporting That He Is, In Fact, Missing

by Andy Moore on May 29, 2013 at 11:00am

It was probably going to be a sad story: After a 73-year-old dementia-riddled man named Robert McDonough went missing from his home, a local Maine ABC...

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The ‘Fcking Sht’ Weekend Anchor Has, Incredibly, Been Fired

by Andy Moore on April 22, 2013 at 12:45pm

I'm very sad about this news, even if everyone who watched the video yesterday saw it coming: A.J. Clemente, whose first-ever words on air as a Bismark,...

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News Anchor Refuses to Remain Composed During Serious Cat Story

by Reggie Noble on March 1, 2013 at 3:10pm

Veronica Corningstone handled her assignment to cover a cat fashion show with great professionalism. Virginia news anchor Susan Bahorich was noticeably...

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Watch a MILF Canadian Newscaster Make Felatio Gestures on the Air

by Stevie Chay Vaughan on February 14, 2013 at 1:05pm

The Internet was made for fully-functional grownup adults to giggle like immature 8th graders once in a while.

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Hero Reporter Stops Videobomber By Asking Her If She Has STDs

by Andy Moore on January 30, 2013 at 8:15pm

In New Orleans right now, thousands of Super Bowl ticket-holders, NFL insiders, and people just there for the spectacle have descended upon the fair...

fraternity life

South Carolina Student on Local News Broadcast: Duplex Fire ‘Not Frat at All’

by Andy Moore on December 3, 2012 at 7:40pm

Sporting a bath robe and an attitude that can best be described as Jeff Spicoli meets Frank the Tank at his most enthusiastic, South Carolina student...

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Crazy Lady Tells Reporter She Showed Her Boobs to Vacuum Cleaner Man in Local News Report of Year

by Andy Moore on November 27, 2012 at 5:30pm

I hesitated to call this lady "crazy" in the headline. I genuinely don't think she's nuts. Yes, she tells a news reporter that she knows a vacuum cleaner...

old people

Boss Old Man Defends Home with Bow and Arrow in One of the Stranger Local News Broadcasts You’ll See

by Andy Moore on November 26, 2012 at 12:15pm

I'm not posting this because of the obvious "Hey, this guy is elderly but still able to defend himself; this is awesome" angle. I'm posting it as a...

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Reporter Gustavo Almadovar Refuses to Say His Name Like a Normal Person

by Reggie Noble on November 15, 2012 at 10:00am

What if I told you there was a local news reporter that was incapable of saying his name without violently yanking his head to the side? What if I told...

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Green Bay’s NBC Station Used a ‘Replacement Weatherman’

by Reggie Noble on September 26, 2012 at 11:28am

A lot of people in Green Bay woke up hung over and rightly disgusted yesterday. Luckily, the local NBC affiliate is the funniest darn little station in...