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Bro Tells His Favorite Story About His Dad

by Krum on June 18, 2013 at 12:00pm

In honor of Father’s Day, I thought I’d regale you guys with a classic story about my Dad. Also, in honor of not having my priorities straight, I’m...

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When Best Bros Break up

by Krum on June 11, 2013 at 12:00pm

Watching me grow up, my father was often prompted to tell me stories of his own childhood: his successes, his failures, and his friends. I learned a lot...

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5 Current Trends We’ve Already Seen

by Krum on June 3, 2013 at 12:30pm

Every few years, a new subculture seems to spring up and thousands of adaptable Americans readily turn in their personal identities in order to better...

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Bro Goes to SoulCycle, Lives to Rant About It

by Krum on April 15, 2013 at 2:15pm

I’ve never been a traditional gym guy. When I would lift, I’d find myself sleepwalking from machine to machine, dreaming of that mediocre chocolate...

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7 Funniest Hip-Hop Songs of All Time

by Krum on April 8, 2013 at 3:35pm

With a culture steeped in hubris and violence, Hip-Hop is arguably music’s most humorless genre. Rap’s ain’t nothing nice-attitude fostered a culture...

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Is There a Worse Human Being Than a One-Upper?

by Krum on April 2, 2013 at 11:30am

I’m not a racist, for practical reasons. First, I hate myself way too much to have leftover animosity for entire ethnic groups. More importantly, there...

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An Open Letter to Myself On My First Spring Break

by Krum on March 5, 2013 at 1:00pm

Hey.

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8 Genre-Swapping Cover Songs That Don’t Suck

by Krum on February 25, 2013 at 3:00pm

When an artist shares his music with the world, there is an implicit agreement that the tune is subject to transformation from those who listen. A DJ may...

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The Grossest Thing I’ve Ever Done Involves a Ziplock Bag, Vaseline, My Penis

by Krum on February 19, 2013 at 3:00pm

When you’re young, your days are fueled with imagination and enthusiasm. A discarded cardboard box becomes an adult-proof hideout. Your 10-foot long...

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Bring Back Hip Hop: A Video Plea

by Krum on February 7, 2013 at 1:30pm

A while back, I wrote an article about how EDM has replaced hip-hop as the go-to party music for bros. Check this new video exploring the battle between...

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7 Best HBO Series of All Time

by Krum on January 28, 2013 at 3:15pm

Recently, I contemplated cutting the chord. Y’know, ditching costly cable and substituting it with a Hulu-Netflix-HD antennae mashup? It seemed like the...

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7 Scandals or Moments in Sport Way Crazier Than Manti T’eo or Lance Armstrong

by Krum on January 21, 2013 at 4:30pm

I have a confession to make. I don’t like sports. Relax, I’m not gay, a communist, or-God forbid, - a hipster. I dominate rec-league basketball every...