Kids

music festivals

An Open Letter to Parents Who Bring Their Kids to Music Festivals

by Cody Capers on June 18, 2013 at 12:30pm

Dear Couple who brought their kids to a Music Festival,

music

2-Year-Old Girl Sings Near Flawless Rendition of ‘Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town’

by J. Camm on May 16, 2013 at 2:35pm

I caught this yesterday when Pearl Jam posted it on their Facebook page (because I'm on the edge of my fucking seat waiting for them to announce when the...

barack obama

Little Kid Prematurely Ruined by Bipartisanship Refuses to Give President Barack Obama a High-Five

by Reggie Noble on May 14, 2013 at 11:00am

This little guy is wearing sunglasses because his future at Fox News is so bright. Watch him stonewall the leader of the free world on this high-five...

nfl

This 3-Year-Old Knows Everything About the NFL

by Reggie Noble on March 5, 2013 at 10:30am

This kid knows a lot about the NFL and has a terrific accent. He’s going places. At the rate “SportsCenter” is going, Mase here will probably be opining...

hockey

Hockey Coach Who Tripped Opposing Kid Gets 15 Days in Jail

by Reggie Noble on February 27, 2013 at 1:35pm

I don’t know, there are some punk kids out there I’d gladly sacrifice 15 days of my life to humiliate.

buzzer beaters

Third-Grader Nails Halfcourt Buzzer Beater to Win Game

by Reggie Noble on February 24, 2013 at 4:11pm

Let’s hope his parents took him out for ice cream afterward. That’s the only responsible way for a 9-year-old to celebrate.

nfl

Cocky 8-Year-Old Girl to Chicago Bears Mascot: ‘Deal With It, Bro!’

by Reggie Noble on December 14, 2012 at 11:00am

The Green Bay Packers-Chicago Bears rivalry is no joke. People in that part of the country hate the other team as much as they hate not constantly eating...

santas

Mall Santa Tells 3-Year-Old The Toronto Maple Leafs Suck, Is Promptly Fired

by Reggie Noble on December 8, 2012 at 10:30am

You can be a real-life Bad Santa, but there will probably be repercussions.

strippers

Nothing Spices Up a Bro’s 16th Birthday Party Like a Couple of Strippers

by Reggie Noble on November 15, 2012 at 1:30pm

Strippers and 15-year-olds. Sounds like a perfect storm for some premature ejac.

college sports

Oklahoma Boy, 5, Forced to Turn Michigan Shirt Inside-Out by School

by Reggie Noble on August 21, 2012 at 2:23pm

This is incredibly stupid – and that’s coming from someone genetically compelled to hate the University of Michigan with the passion of a 1,000 suns....

internet

Kids From 1995 Explain Why You Should Get the Internet

by Reggie Noble on August 15, 2012 at 1:35pm

Seventeen years ago, the internet was a much simpler place. Kids used it to chat on instant messenger and adults used it to, well, look at porn. It’s...

hockey

Junior Hockey Coach Trips Opposing Player on Purpose, Breaks His Wrist

by Reggie Noble on June 27, 2012 at 12:26pm

They take their hockey quite seriously up in Canada. One junior hockey coach, however, really crossed the line when he let his emotions get the best of...