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J.J. Watt Proposed to a 6-Year-Old Girl

by Reggie Noble on January 31, 2013 at 11:23am

J.J. Watt is an enormous man with an enormous heart.

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Arian Foster’s New Twitter Avatar Wins the Day

by Reggie Noble on January 7, 2013 at 3:07pm

Arian Foster is skilled in the art of Twitter. Respect.

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Chuck Pagano Dances and Delivers Emotional Post Game Speech in First Game Back as Colts’ Head Coach

by J. Camm on December 31, 2012 at 12:00pm

After the Colts defeated a shaky Texans team on Sunday, head coach Chuck Pagano danced, did a do-se-do with Jim Irsay, and then delivered a heartfelt...

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Are NFL Punters ‘Actual Football Players?’ Houston’s Punter Donnie Jones Doesn’t Think So

by Lance Pauker on December 13, 2012 at 5:30pm

Well, I'll gladly take his "acutal NFL salary" if that's up for grabs.

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Steve Young Reports the Houston Texans Have the Biggest Dick in the League

by Reggie Noble on December 11, 2012 at 1:00pm

No wonder they were dragging last night in Foxboro. Intrepid reporting and great insight. We expect nothing less from the Worldwide Leader.

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Monday Night Football Drinking Game: Houston Texans vs. New England Patriots

by Reggie Noble on December 10, 2012 at 4:00pm

If you can’t get excited for tonight’s game, then we just feel sorry for you. Two AFC powerhouses will meet in Foxboro to decide playoff seeding,...

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Andre Johnson Bought $19,000 Worth of Toys for Kids in Child Protective Services Today

by Andy Moore on December 4, 2012 at 6:25pm

Today, Andre Johnson funded a shopping spree at Toys R' Us for 12 at-risk children who have all suffered parental abuse, allowing each kid 80 seconds to...

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Here’s Our Official Monday Night Drinking Game: Houston Texans vs. New York Jets

by Reggie Noble on October 8, 2012 at 1:57pm

The seemingly unstoppable Houston Texans bring their 10-gallon hats to New Jersey tonight to take on the soap opera that is the New York Jets. On paper,...

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Watch Matt Schaub Get Absolutely Decked by Joe Mays

by Andy Moore on September 23, 2012 at 7:10pm

Just a brutal play in the third quarter of the Broncos-Texans game today—Matt Schaub gets decked by linebacker Joe Mays, his helmet flies off, and the...

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A Highlight Reel of Houston Texan Brian Cushing Being the Biggest Bro in the NFL

by Andy Moore on September 19, 2012 at 10:30am

The Houston Texans' Brian Cushing is one of the NFL's best inside linebackers—he's a former Defensive Rookie of the Year and recent Pro Bowler who's...

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Dumb Houston Texans Fan Gets Tattoo Commemorating Non-Existent Super Bowl XLVI Championship

by Brandon Wenerd on November 3, 2011 at 11:45am

This tattoo belongs to Chris Brown of Midland, Texas. He's a die-hard Texan fan. During a trip to Houston this past Sunday, Brown watched his team beat...