A Fat Girl Does Some Serious Cock-Blocking, Plus Bros Leave Their Spring Break Room Covered in DNA
by J. Camm on March 25, 2013 at 3:50pmSubmit your Hook Up Heroes stories here.
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Bro With a Furious Lower Intestine Tries to Hook Up with a Hitler-Loving Chick, Plus St Paddy’s Sex
by J. Camm on March 18, 2013 at 3:00pmSubmit your Hook Up Heroes stories here.
Girl Asks Bro to Pee On Her After Sex in an Elevator, Plus a St. Patty’s Day Eiffel Tower
by J. Camm on March 11, 2013 at 2:30pmSubmit your Hook Up Heroes stories here.
Florida State Student Has a Confession
by J. Camm on February 25, 2013 at 5:00pmHey Bros, we still need more Spring Break-related hook up stories. If you are wondering "where the hell is the submission I already sent in" just calm...
Marine Bro Scores a Threesome While Home on Leave, Plus a Chick Suffers a Reverse Cowgirl Concussion
by J. Camm on February 18, 2013 at 5:00pmHey, Bros/friends/dickfarts, we are looking for Spring Break-related hook up stories to run in the coming weeks. If you've got a doozy, and I know some...
Military Bro Gets a Cougar to Sit on His Car’s Stick Shift, Plus A Classic Hook Up Fail
by J. Camm on February 11, 2013 at 5:30pmSubmit your Hook Up Heroes stories here.
Chick Insists Bro Busts on Her Face So He Sort of Does, Plus Three Guys Become Eskimo Bros
by J. Camm on February 4, 2013 at 5:00pmSubmit your Hook Up Heroes stories here.
Bro Reuses Old Condom in a Pinch, Plus Guy Sleeps With Two Chicks in One Night and Gets Crabs
by J. Camm on January 27, 2013 at 11:15amSubmit your Hook Up Heroes stories here.
Bro Sleeps With Ravenous Oxycontin Addict, Plus That Awkward Moment a Girl’s Dad Hands You a Condom
by J. Camm on January 21, 2013 at 1:00pmSubmit your Hook Up Heroes stories here.
Bro Cheats on His Girlfriend, Fears He Gave Her the Clap, So Then He Does Something Illegal
by J. Camm on January 14, 2013 at 4:59pmSubmit your Hook Up Heroes stories here.
Bro Scores Improbable New Years Eve Hook Up, Plus a Guy Claims to Have ‘Simba’d’ a Chick
by J. Camm on January 7, 2013 at 4:00pmSubmit your Hook Up Heroes stories here.
Bro Gave Girl Parting Gift During His First One-Night Stand, Plus Guy Caught On Camera Having Sex
by J. Camm on January 2, 2013 at 1:00pmAfter a holiday hiatus, Hook Up Heroes is back with a few new tales of sexual heroism. Submit your stories here.
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