Hair

nfl

Jared Allen’s Mullet Has Returned

by Reggie Noble on May 6, 2013 at 10:45am

Jared Allen is bringing sexy back. The Minnesota Vikings defensive end became famous for his incredible mullet and sacking skills before abandoning his...

nba

You Have to See Andrew Bynum’s Hair

by Reggie Noble on February 19, 2013 at 3:16pm

His hair is almost as funny as his entire Philadelphia 76ers tenure.

mlb

Tim Lincecum Has a New Haircut

by Reggie Noble on February 8, 2013 at 4:09pm

Tim Lincecum has a new look. He either looks like Rachel Maddow or Joseph Gordon-Levitt. There is no middle ground.

nhl

The Los Angeles Kings are Stanley Cup Champions, So this Woman Can Shave Her Armpits

by Reggie Noble on June 12, 2012 at 12:23pm

What you’re looking at here is a woman with a tattoo of former Los Angeles Kings star Luc Robtaille on her armpit. That unsightly hair growing underneath...

nba

Middle Schooler Suspended for Having the Greatest Haircut Ever

by Reggie Noble on May 18, 2012 at 2:30pm

Patrick Gonzales is a middle schooler in San Antonio. He also has the greatest haircut in the history of haircuts, which doubles as a shrine to Spurs...

flow

Wall Street Journal Sacks NFL Quarterback Flow

by on October 12, 2010 at 4:35pm

The Wall Street Journal today decided to focus on a favorite past-time of mine: flow. After rumors swirled of Randy Moss accusing Tom Brady's hair of...