Funny Notes

A Sports Bar Gave a Man a Receipt Charging Him for His ‘F*ckin Needy Kids’

by Lance Pauker on June 18, 2013 at 2:20pm

I think you're supposed to support the customer in this situation, but I think we can all agree that most kids are 'f*ckin needy.'

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Dude Composes Breathtaking Cover Letter, Is Either World’s Most Kindhearted Person or Biggest Troll

by Lance Pauker on February 4, 2013 at 5:45pm

Cover letters that break the mold have long been one of our favorite things, but this one is really just takes the cake in some sort of inexplicably...

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Here Is the White House’s Gem of a Response to the Star Wars ‘Death Star’ Petition

by Lance Pauker on January 13, 2013 at 3:15pm

Some background: Thousands of Star Wars glasses wearers recently sent the White House a petition to start building a Death Star by the year 2016. The...

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Passive-Agressive Notes from Angry Apartment Building Neighbors, Plus Today’s Fix (16 Pics)

by Brandon Wenerd on January 9, 2013 at 8:20pm

I don't think these neighbor's like each other very much. Via.

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Faith In Humanity Restored, Plus the Daily Fix (16 Pics)

by Brandon Wenerd on December 18, 2012 at 8:33pm

Possibly the Bro move of the year. Random stranger hooks a dude up with strip club money after breaking up with his girlfriend. Via, where there is also...

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Neighbors Surprisingly Cool About a Guy Getting Drunk and Peeing All Over Their Couch, Plus the Fix

by Brandon Wenerd on December 17, 2012 at 9:15pm

Via Deadspin comes one of the best notes on the Internet today. Apparently the guy entered the wrong townhouse after a night out on the town in...

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This Note from Human Resources Is Hilarious (Someone’s Going to Get Fired Soon), Plus Today’s Fix

by Brandon Wenerd on November 1, 2012 at 9:05pm

According to the humorless bastards down in HR, this office prank war went a few pranks too far. That's unfortunate! But seriously, tread carefully, Bro,...

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Passive Agressive Sticky Notes from the Worst Roommate Ever, Plus Today’s Fix

by Stevie Chay Vaughan on October 25, 2012 at 7:30pm

This person sounds like A BLAST to live with... Via.

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If You Send Tom Hanks a Typewriter and Ask Him to Be on Your Podcast, He’ll Respond with This Gem

by Lance Pauker on October 9, 2012 at 6:15pm

Further proof that Tom Hanks is really just the MAN.

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Life Lessons From Being a Fratstar and the Ultimate Cool Ranch Doritos Lifehack, Plus Today’s Fix

by Brandon Wenerd on October 2, 2012 at 8:00pm

Two great lessons to be learned in Today's Fix. First of all, a fantastic life lesson learned from fraternity life. Second, perhaps the greatest lifehack...

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Chris Kluwe Writes About Invading Russia, Peanut M&M’s in His Uproarious Weekend Game Log

by Lance Pauker on September 20, 2012 at 4:00pm

Vikings Punter Chris Kluwe has established himself as far and away the NFL's best wordsmith in recent memory, if not of all-time. For samples of his...