Florida Continues to Lead the World in Zombie Attacks
by Reggie Noble on June 21, 2012 at 10:07amLike zombies themselves, zombie-apocalypse-related stories refuse to die. That’s right, we had another incident last night. Get your shotgun ready.
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Vanderbilt Pulled Off a Remarkable Triple Steal
by Reggie Noble on May 27, 2012 at 2:57pmA double steal is a rarity. A triple steal has to be seen to be believed. The Vanderbilt Commodores were able to pull one off against Florida last night...
Florida Doctor Goes Insane, Spits Blood at Cops During Wild Arrest
by Reggie Noble on May 25, 2012 at 8:48amWhen Florida police pulled over 41-year-old doctor Zachary Bird for suspicion of driving under the influence, they probably had no idea things would go...
Round of Golf Marred by Alligator Dragging 75-Year-Old Man into Pond
by Reggie Noble on May 2, 2012 at 12:00pmA 75-year-old Florida man is recovering after he was almost killed by a nine-foot alligator while playing golf last Wednesday. Yeah, that’s a bad day on...
Florida Baseball Player Leads Team to Victory By Dousing Opponent’s Dugout With Urine
by Reggie Noble on April 17, 2012 at 2:00pmNo good urine prank goes unpunished. A high school baseball player in Florida has been suspended two games for pouring pee all over the opposing team’s...
Spring Break Fight in Ft. Lauderdale Feat. a Dude Getting Tased After Biting Another Guy’s Ear Off
by Brandon Wenerd on March 19, 2012 at 6:28pmAh, isn't Spring Break magical? Here's a video from Ft. Lauderdale beach where "Mike Tyson resurrected as a fat white dude" chomps off a big chunk of...
So, Wakesurfing with Dolphins is an Awesome New Bucket List Item
by Brandon Wenerd on February 9, 2012 at 2:15pmIf you're in the habit of keeping a bucket list, here's an item to add: Surfing the wake of a boat with frolicking, happy dolphins. Might want to try...
Killer Burmese Pythons Eating Every Mammal in Florida Everglades
by Reggie Noble on January 31, 2012 at 1:00pmGiant pythons are absolutely having their way in the Florida Everglades. They're hungry and eating mammals at a breakneck pace. Beware. This isn't that...
81-Year-Old “Doctor” Offers Free Door-To-Door Breast Exams
by Ted Williams Head on October 12, 2011 at 12:30pmWhen people come to my door I hide because no good can come from this. It's either a Jehovah's Witness, a door-to-door salesman, or a neighbor, and I...
23-Year-Old Florida Man Arrested For Phantom Sh*tting in a Middle School
by J. Camm on October 12, 2011 at 10:30amWe had a phantom sh*tter in my high school. At the time it was pretty hilarious. Added an extra layer of excitement to your day. "Would the PS strike...
Florida’s Jeff Demps Has Rockets Where His Legs Should Be
by Brandon Wenerd on September 26, 2011 at 9:30amIf you missed Jeff Demps's 84-yard touchdown run on Saturday, wow, you need to watch this. The Florida senior runningback absolutely blasted past...
A Florida Woman is Charged With Trying to Assault Her Girlfriend With a Deadly Strap-on
by J. Camm on August 17, 2011 at 1:15pmIf this fat repository's picture wasn't released, this story would be playing out a hell of a lot differently in my head. The assault would have probably...
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