Florida

Man Interrupts His Own Masturbation to Play With Remote-Controlled Helicopter During Home Invasion

by J. Camm on April 29, 2013 at 4:00pm

Take a bow, Florida. You've done it again, you magnificent motherfucker of a state. I don't... I don't even know why the rest of us try to compete,...

marijuana

The 20 Most 4:20 Friendly College Campuses in the U.S.

by Thomas D on April 16, 2013 at 12:59pm

Going to college isn’t just about studying.

spring break

32 Spring Breakers Trash Million Dollar Florida Home, Get Taken Away in Shackles for Their Efforts

by Bro Jackson on March 13, 2013 at 2:40pm

How do we know this so-called million dollar house wasn't a dump when they got there? For all we know these college kids improved the quality of the...

high school basketball

Florida High School Employs Magnificent Hoops Entrance, Complete With Blowtorch and Stuntman

by Reggie Noble on February 26, 2013 at 10:00am

It seems like every day we read a story about a high school somewhere across this great country erring too far on the side of caution. Not this one. This...

twitter

The 20 Best Tweets from the Amazing New Twitter Account ‘Florida Man’

by Andy Moore on February 14, 2013 at 3:15pm

If you enjoy frequenting the type of website that features stories of husbands stabbing their wives over hamburger disputes; stories of criminals getting...

crime

Drunk Florida Man Tried to Use Taco as ID After Accidentally Setting His Car on Fire

by Reggie Noble on February 11, 2013 at 12:35pm

I’m not sure I want to live in a country where delicious tacos can’t be used as identification.

crime

Man Arrested for Driving a Motorized Scooter Drunk In a Wal-Mart, Because Florida

by Brandon Wenerd on February 5, 2013 at 2:40pm

This sounds like a scene from a South Park episode. On Sunday night Timothy Carr, a transient, entered a Brooksville, Florida (near Tampa) Walmart and...

bro moves

23-Year-Old Guy Squats in $2.5 Million Boca Raton Mansion, and He Can’t Be Kicked Out

by Andy Moore on January 25, 2013 at 2:15pm

It's your classic American success story, really: Man works hard, man saves up, man moves into that $2.5 million mansion on the hill in Boca Raton. Just...

fishing

Giant Fish Tries to Eat Man’s Arm, Almost Succeeds

by Reggie Noble on January 14, 2013 at 5:30pm

In a perfect world, the fish would have grabbed the woman off-camera who is shrieking like it’s her goddamn job.

late night tv

Conan Delivers Hilarious Message to Florida: The Presidential Race Is Terrifyingly Up to You

by Andy Moore on October 23, 2012 at 12:30pm

Look, we like Florida. It's a land of many great things: Beautiful beaches, nice people, hot coeds, and depending on where you stand, Tim Tebow.

sex

Which City is Having the Most Sex?

by Reggie Noble on July 13, 2012 at 5:00pm

In news that will surprise no one, Miami is having the most sex of any city in the country. They probably don’t know it, though, because they’re quite...

wtf

This Man Threatened to Beat His Neighbor, But He Insisted on Taking a Sh*t First

by J. Camm on June 29, 2012 at 9:20am

This makes for a funny headline, sure, but Robert Gabriel Gernot (of Port St. Lucie) did as any reasonable man would do. You can't perform at your best...