The New $2 Million Dallas Cowboys’ Team Bus Is Nicer Than Your House
by Brandon Wenerd on February 19, 2013 at 3:05pmSweet new whip, Jerry.
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Rob Ryan Gets Fired By Dallas Cowboys, Offers Up Tremendous Quote
by Reggie Noble on January 9, 2013 at 10:00amCan you imagine what it must have been like to grow up in the Ryan household? Just a constant dick-measuring contest, I bet.
Here’s a Petition Begging for Barack Obama to Remove Jerry Jones as Head of the Dallas Cowboys
by Reggie Noble on November 27, 2012 at 2:15pmI signed it, so it’s only a matter of time until old Barry O. drops the Hammer of Thor on the Dallas franchise.
Jerry Jones Got Locked Out of the Dallas Cowboys’ Locker Room
by Reggie Noble on November 5, 2012 at 2:05pmJerry Jones is a hands-on owner. Is “hands-on” the correct phrase or is it “overbearing egomaniac?” I can never keep those two straight....
Here’s Our Official Monday Night Football Drinking Game: Chicago vs. Dallas
by Reggie Noble on October 1, 2012 at 4:30pmJay Cutler and the Chicago Bears take their talents to Dallas tonight for a matchup with the Cowboys. Not to turn you into a victim of peer pressure, but...
Dallas Cowboys Fan Is Butthurt Because His Team Played Like the Dallas Cowboys on Sunday
by BroBible Viral on September 19, 2012 at 11:00amIt's hard times -- the last decade or so, that is -- for Cowboys fans. And this fan is sick of the emotional roller-coaster. One week their team is...
DeMarco Murray Had a Crazy Run and Rob Ryan Yelled ‘F*ck Yeah!’ Last Night
by Andy Moore on September 6, 2012 at 9:45amThe banged-up Cowboys pulled off a big 24-17 upset last over the Giants in the NFL season opener, thanks to a 307-yard passing performance from Tony Romo...
Did Jerry Jones Make This Guy Wipe His Eyeglasses for Him?
by J. Camm on September 6, 2012 at 9:00amI sure hope so, because if I was worth billions I'd do NOTHING for myself. The following guess on how the conversation went is to be said in Jerry Jones'...
Let’s Start This NFL Season Already with a Survivor and Wednesday Night Pick
by Mr. T on September 5, 2012 at 1:30pmIf the last two seasons have proved anything, it's that anything can happen once you get to the playoffs. The Giants and the Packers both struggled at...
Dallas Cowboys Give Dez Bryant Babysitter, Ban Him from Strip Clubs
by Andy Moore on August 27, 2012 at 1:50pmDez Bryant got himself in trouble in July for allegedly striking his biological mother, and now the Dallas Cowboys have put the wide receiver on...
Trust Me, You Should Let Rob Ryan Tell You About His Van
by Reggie Noble on May 11, 2012 at 10:30amDallas Cowboys defensive coordinator Rob Ryan is the proud owner of a 1999 Ford Conversion Econoline van. He shows it off in the most Rob Ryan way...
55-Year-Old Grandmother Auditions to Become a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader
by J. Camm on May 8, 2012 at 6:30pmSharon Simmons is a GILF if we've ever seen one, there's no denying that. But is the 55-year-old, fitness model granny, worthy of a the most sought-after...
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