OK, so the joke isn't that funny. But what's funny is that someone got bored as hell writing this math book. We salute that person. Via.
Why do we check Facebook and go "meh" like it's an empty refrigerator?
This sign is the most accurate thing I've ever read. Why must double black diamonds be filled with so many douchebags?
Kinda goes without saying, but DO NOT TRY THIS. That said, sounds like he's had a very productive last 72 hours.
This living situation sounds like it's going to a blast.
THERE WILL BE NO ASKING FOR TOLIET PAPER.
A whole bag of them, you say?
You think you party? You think you go hard? Pssshh. You are weak. You are a fool. You are absolutely nothing compared a day in the life of Hunter S....
I don't think these neighbor's like each other very much. Via.
Since Craigslist farting confessions are all the rave these days, here's a missed connection from a who called a lady out for denying a fart. But that's...
That feeling?! Oh yeah, I know it well...
OK, not actually Scumbag Steve's New Year's resolution list. But definitely one of someone who needs to get their shit together.