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10 Really Odd Last Meals Eaten by Inmates on Death Row

by J. Camm on June 10, 2013 at 9:30am

A while ago Reggie Noble and I listed our last meals should we ever find ourselves on death row...for crimes we didn't commit, obviously. Today, I found...

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Watch Chilling Video of an Inmate Knocking Out a Corrections Officer

by J. Camm on May 17, 2013 at 9:45am

Just saw this over on Big Lead and it is BRUTAL. Hope that the officer is alright by now and that the inmate has been thoroughly raped.

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‘Girls Gone Wild’ Founder Joe Francis Convicted of Assault, False Imprisonment

by Reggie Noble on May 7, 2013 at 10:54am

What a shocker. He seemed like such a nice guy.

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14-Year-Old Bro Hires Hooker, She Pepper-Sprays Him and Steals His Piggy Bank

by Reggie Noble on May 4, 2013 at 9:46am

Ah, this poor dude. All he wanted to do was get his rocks off with a possibly clean hooker and all he got was heartache and pain.

wtf

Store Owner Gets Shot and Still Fights Off Two Gunmen With a Baseball Bat

by J. Camm on April 12, 2013 at 10:20am

How is this guy not dead? The gunmen shot at him a combined 10 times from less than 5ft away and the best they could do is injure him. Were the guns...

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Former Tennessee Politician Arrested For Masturbating Out Car Window While Car Was Moving

by J. Camm on April 9, 2013 at 12:15pm

This is not a story from The Onion. This is a story about a real-life jerk off artist, a master of the ancient craft. Former Tennessee politician William...

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Dude Wearing Alpha Phi Delta Fraternity Sweatshirt Caught on Camera Mugging a Lady in NYC (UPDATE)

by J. Camm on April 3, 2013 at 12:00pm

The police have yet to apprehend this coward, but he was wearing a Alpha Phi Delta fraternity sweatshirt with "Stugotz" and the number 27 under it on the...

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Penis-Drawing Prank on Passed-Out Friend Predictably Ends in Assault Charge

by Reggie Noble on March 27, 2013 at 9:30am

Oh, don’t be a baby about it, dude.

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Woman Steals Nearly $500,000 in Jewelry from Shaun Rogers After Hanging Out in His Hotel Room

by Reggie Noble on March 26, 2013 at 2:16pm

Being a professional athlete is hard. For instance, you can’t even bring a random chick home without worrying about her taking off with all your fancy...

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Australian Man Brilliantly Uses Underwear as Robbery Disguise

by Reggie Noble on March 2, 2013 at 11:45am

Hey guy, ski masks aren’t that expensive.

nfl

Oakland Raiders DT Desmond Bryant Does NOT Look Like a Harvard Guy in His Mug Shot

by Reggie Noble on February 25, 2013 at 4:05pm

When news broke yesterday that the NFL’s Desmond Bryant had been arrested for criminal mischief, many assumed it was the oft-troubled Dallas Cowboys wide...