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Woman Dumps Beer on Husband’s Head at Chicago Cubs Game, He Somehow Forgives Her

by Reggie Noble on May 20, 2013 at 10:31am

This Rob Ryan-looking dude brought his old lady to yesterday’s Chicago Cubs game and he probably regrets it.

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Severed Goat’s Head Delivered to Wrigley Field

by Reggie Noble on April 10, 2013 at 9:04pm

People are apparently not entirely thrilled with the Chicago Cubs. What else is new?

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Iraq War Veteran Decides He Hasn’t Suffered Enough, Gets Chicago Cubs-Themed Prosthetic Eye

by Reggie Noble on February 21, 2013 at 4:51pm

What’s worse: losing an eye in combat or being a lifelong Cubs fan? It’s a tough one.

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Cubs Fan Sacrifices Scalp for Baseball, Does Not Impress

by Reggie Noble on August 24, 2012 at 9:30am

My God. What a terrible effort, job.

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Marriage Proposal at Cubs Game Ruined Because Woman is in Bathroom

by Reggie Noble on July 31, 2012 at 11:25am

Men are still proposing to women at sporting events, which really shows evolution is slowing its pace. If you need yet another example of why this isn’t...

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Watch Armless Man Throw Out the First Pitch at Wrigley Field…WITH HIS FEET

by Bro Jackson on July 23, 2012 at 8:17am

It may have taken him two attempts, but Tom Willis throwing out the first pitch this past Saturday at Wrigley Field is your warm and fuzzy moment of the...

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Nick Offerman, Craig Robinson Take Their Stare Down To New Heights

by Lance Pauker on July 18, 2012 at 3:42pm

There certainly hasn't been any shortage of Ron Swanson-related news today. Here, the "Parks and Recreation" mainstay takes on Mr. Hot Tub Machine (Craig...

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Chicago Cubs’ Tony Campana Authors Slide of the Year

by Reggie Noble on May 23, 2012 at 4:43pm

Tony Campana isn’t very tall or powerful, but, man, can he run. The Chicago Cubs speedster turned in one of the more athletic plays you’ll ever see on a...

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Eddie Vedder and Chris Chelios Drunkenly Sing ‘The Weight’ at Karaoke (UPDATED)

by J. Camm on May 21, 2012 at 2:30pm

We just received this video from a tipster that was at Stanley's Sunday night karaoke in Chicago when all kinds of awesome shot from the Lord's phallus...

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Theo Epstein Plays His Cards Close to His Vest, Extremely Close to His Forehead

by Reggie Noble on May 9, 2012 at 11:50pm

Hey, what’s Theo Epstein up to these days, you ask? How’s he assimilating to his new role with the Chicago Cubs? Is he the man to break the 103-year...

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Alcohol Abuse: Foul Ball Causes Beer Explosion

by Ted Williams Head on April 6, 2012 at 10:00am

Baseball is back, and that means foul balls wreaking havoc on unsuspecting spectators.

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‘Parks and Rec’s’ Ron Swanson and Craig Robinson from ‘The Office’ Argue Baseball

by Ted Williams Head on April 6, 2012 at 9:30am

Last hardball season it was Alec Baldwin from "30 Rock" and John Krasinski of "The Office" battling each other for baseball fan supremacy between the...