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Which NFL Teams Deserve Coal in Their Stockings?

by Reggie Noble on December 18, 2012 at 2:30pm

The NFL playoffs are far from inclusionary. If you mightily suck for 17 weeks, you don’t get the privilege of competing for the Vince Lombardi trophy. So...

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Brian Urlacher Is Not a Fan of Chicago Bears Fans

by Reggie Noble on December 17, 2012 at 4:11pm

Brian Urlacher has seen his Chicago Bears falter recently and there’s nothing he can do about it since he’s sidelined with an injury. But dammit if he’s...

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Cocky 8-Year-Old Girl to Chicago Bears Mascot: ‘Deal With It, Bro!’

by Reggie Noble on December 14, 2012 at 11:00am

The Green Bay Packers-Chicago Bears rivalry is no joke. People in that part of the country hate the other team as much as they hate not constantly eating...

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Which NFL Teams Should Take Their Balls and Go Home

by Reggie Noble on December 3, 2012 at 2:00pm

There are some teams in the NFL that are really good. There are far more teams that should pack up their locker rooms and just begin the off-season...

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Chicago Bears WR Brandon Marshall Says NFL Players Have a Hard-On for Viagra

by Reggie Noble on November 28, 2012 at 5:50pm

In the wake of a recent influx of Adderall-related suspensions, players all around the NFL are being asked about the current over-the-counter drug...

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Some Bears and 49ers Fans Predictably Brawled Last Night

by Reggie Noble on November 20, 2012 at 5:56pm

This will shock you. There was a dustup between fans at last night’s Chicago Bears-San Francisco 49ers game. Yup, drunk people shockingly acted like...

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The 10 Biggest Dumpster Fire Teams of the NFL Right Now

by Reggie Noble on November 20, 2012 at 1:00pm

Now that we’re more than halfway through the NFL season, we have a pretty good idea of what teams are really made of. And, holy hell, are there some...

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Here’s Brian Urlacher and His Movember Mustache Completing a Pick-Six Against the Titans

by Lance Pauker on November 4, 2012 at 3:33pm

A Fu Manchu, no less.

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Official Monday Night Football Drinking Game: Detroit Lions vs. Chicago Bears

by Reggie Noble on October 22, 2012 at 4:00pm

Matthew Stafford leads the Detroit Lions into Chicago to face the Bears tonight in a pivotal NFC North showdown. Jay Cutler will be pissy, Calvin Johnson...

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Here’s Our Official Monday Night Football Drinking Game: Chicago vs. Dallas

by Reggie Noble on October 1, 2012 at 4:30pm

Jay Cutler and the Chicago Bears take their talents to Dallas tonight for a matchup with the Cowboys. Not to turn you into a victim of peer pressure, but...

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A Wannabe Stripper Wiped Out at the Bears Tailgate Yesterday

by Andy Moore on September 10, 2012 at 12:10pm

Lot of apprehension on this chick's face before she executes a poorly advised spin around the pole. You want your parking lot tailgate strippers to at...