Bros-of-the-week

Kind of a big week for dudes doing things. Lot of achieving going on. But what else is new? Just Bros being Bros, running planet earth and sh*t. Let's get to it. 

Is this, in fact, the greatest Bros of the Week ever published? Well, I gave it 60% effort, which for a normal person would be like 15%, so yeah, maybe it is the greatest Bros of the Week ever published. One thing's for sure, this is the first time in months this thing has been posted before 4…

Biggest poaching weekend of the year, boys! While some chicks are out being wined and dined by their boyfriends all the available birds will be drowning their sorrows in booze and hopefully chasing shots of Jame-O with your j*zz. There's no better night or weekend for trampling ass than…

Super Bowl weekend is always an unabashed sh*tfest but saying goodbye to the NFL is always bitter sweet. It's like the org*sm of professional sports; you never want it to end. But if it does have to be over you hope it goes out as an 8-roper with severe velocity. That's what I'm hoping for this…

Before I get into all this Bro of the Week nonesense, I'd like to let you know that I've got a nice little weekend ahead of me. Taking a trip to Philly to see my Bros, do a good bit of drinking, and see where the night takes us (I'm winking at you, Delilah's). That's some choice livin', my…

You know what Friday the 13th's were like growing up as a kid with the name Jason? They. Were. Awesome. I remember always going to hang out with friends or inviting a few buddies over to play NCAA Football on Playstation. Then when I got older, things changed a lot. Playing Playstation sometimes…

I've found that polling our Facebook fans for the Bro of the Week makes life a hell of a lot more tolerable for me. 40,000 minds are better than 1 half retarded one, right? So mucho gracias and sh*t to the heroes who came through with some suggestions. This column is the grisly tragedy of my week…

So this is it. The last Bro of the Week for 2011. It was shaping up to be arguably the worst one of the entire year but a last-minute email that came in from AlwaysBeChaying's friend -- it included a letter between a guy and his cheating ex-grilfriend -- might just save the day.

This is our second to last Bro of the Week for the year. We'll do one more next Friday and then we'll probably do a top Bros of the Year the week after Christmas. Now when I say "we'll do them" I mean that I alone will do them. No need to credit the other assbags working here. But next Friday…

J.Camm was out on the golf course on Friday when he would usually have been laboring over writing up the Bros of the Week, so we handed it off to GazelleTank and Noslo. Here's their top 5 from the last week.

AG just walked past me and said, "Ah, the dreaded teaser for Bros of the Week," as I sit here toiling, as I always do, over what the f*ck I should write up here. Fact is, I don't know what the hell to write up here this week. A lot went on with that whole PSU scandal and other things, but I like…

I've got a confession. On Fridays I never bring my computer charger with me. I do this on purpose so I can leave when the power runs out. "Oh, no... my power is gone, see you homos Monday" is how that exit speech usually goes. Well, right now I'm at 18% (I don't come in till 12 p.m. if you're…