Tag Archives: Zoos

The Mother Sloth at the National Zoo Keeps Eating Her Babies

Stupid sloth. Babies are for raising. Not eating.

Elephant Flings Crap at Zoo Goer, Leaves the Man COVERED in Feces

I don't know what velocity an elephant can thrust its trunk at, or the basic consistency of the animal's excrement, but MY GOD, the beast

They Must Not Sedate the Lions in New Zealand Zoos

You don't see animals in American zoos with anywhere near this type of energy. They all just lay there half-dead or walk around