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Florida Man Tries To Steal Chainsaw–By Shoving It Down His Pants

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If there are any shoplifting experts out there I'd love to hear your thoughts on this Florida man who tried stealing a chainsaw by shoving it down his pants.

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The Satanic Temple Submitted Coloring Books For Use In Florida Schools Because FLORIDA

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The Satanic Temple has submitted 'The Satanic Children’s Big Book of Activities' to be included in schools throughout the Orange County School District in Florida.

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Fishing’s All Fun And Games Until A 1,400-Pound Bottlenose Dolphin Jumps INSIDE Of The Boat

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I don't know whether this charter fishing captain was on his way to the fishing grounds or headed in, but a school of bottlenose dolphin caught up to him, then the village idiot jumped inside his boat.

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An Illustrated Tale Of The Worst Super Hero The World’s Ever Seen: Florida Man

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Florida Man makes headlines daily as the worst imaginable super hero this world has ever seen.

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Is This A 10-Minute Video Of An Actual UFO?

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A cruise ship passenger took a 10-minute video of what appears to be an actual UFO hovering over the ship as they were somewhere off of Florida.

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Meth Cookers Prove How Brilliant The Drug Makes You When They Buttdial 911 And Immediately End Up In Jail

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From what I've been told crystal meth gets you jacked up and gives you a false sense of intelligence, strength, and superiority.

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This Guy Thought It Would Be Smart To Cross The Ocean In A Bubble, Shockingly It Wasn’t

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A Florida man set out on the high seas in his custom bubble (like a hamster wheel) to bubble his way to Bermuda, he became lost and had to be airlifted out by the Coast Guard and now he wants his bubble back dammit.

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Fascist Teachers Stop Student From Wearing ‘Trojan Condoms’ Costume To Promote Safe Sex

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In the latest chapter of 'The Ferocious Pussification of America' we have a student wearing a harmless Trojan Condoms costume to school for "Character Day" and being told by teachers it's unacceptable.

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Two Dudes Fake Kidnapping For Ransom To Go On One Final Bender Before Heading Back To Rehab

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So you're heading back to rehab to get help for your addictions but want to go on one last blowout of a bender, what do you do.

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Man Wearing Jersey That Says ‘DOPE’ Arrested For Possession Of Coke, Heroin, and MDMA

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A Florida man was apprehended in Sarasota after a routine traffic stop went awry.


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