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Florida + Festivus = Perfection

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Bros, we're less than 9 days out from Christmas so if you have any shopping you need to get done know that you have 8 more days until you actually need to buy anything.

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Fetishist Or Crime Gone Wild: Burglar Gets Sat On By 200-Pound Woman Until Police Arrive To Arrest Him

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A burglary in South Florida lived out a dream that many fetishists have to pay a lot of money for: he was taken down and sat on by a 200-pound woman.

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College Uses Strippers As Admissions Officers; Surely Nothing Could Go Wrong, Right?

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We've heard stories about colleges using "unique" tactics in order to try to recruit students to their schools, but using strippers as admissions officers.

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Thanks To Hobby Lobby, Devil Worshipers Won The Right To Display Angels Being Swallowed Into Fiery Hell

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I'm sure this ruling from the Sunshine State won't sit too well with the fiercest supporters of Hobby Lobby.

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Guy Gets Carjacked By Hooker With A BB Gun After Agreeing To Pay $10 For A Beej

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A man in Ocala, Florida set out to pay for a simple beej, but ended up getting carjacked by a crazed hooker with a bb gun.

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Florida Man Named Phuc Kieu Arrested For Robbery, Rape After Watching Porn In His Car

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Really, after reading "Florida Man Named Phuc Kieu Arrested For Robbery, Rape After Watching Porn In His Car" how can one not be intrigued.

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A 17-Year-Old Florida Girl Has Been Charged With Masterminding A H.S. Prostitution Ring

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A 17-year-old girl from Sarasota, Florida has been charged with organizing a prostitution ring across two area high schools.

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Florida Man Tries To Steal Chainsaw–By Shoving It Down His Pants

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If there are any shoplifting experts out there I'd love to hear your thoughts on this Florida man who tried stealing a chainsaw by shoving it down his pants.

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The Satanic Temple Submitted Coloring Books For Use In Florida Schools Because FLORIDA

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The Satanic Temple has submitted 'The Satanic Children’s Big Book of Activities' to be included in schools throughout the Orange County School District in Florida.

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Fishing’s All Fun And Games Until A 1,400-Pound Bottlenose Dolphin Jumps INSIDE Of The Boat

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I don't know whether this charter fishing captain was on his way to the fishing grounds or headed in, but a school of bottlenose dolphin caught up to him, then the village idiot jumped inside his boat.


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