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Prison Warden Fired For Allegedly Diddling Inmates, Threatening Guards Who Crossed His ‘Girlfriends’

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An assistant warden at the Lowell Correctional Institution in Ocala, Florida has been fired after he allegedly kept groups of girlfriends among the inmates, with whom he would trade sexual favors for contraband.

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Stay The Fuck Away From Florida: MILLIONS Of Genetically Modified Demon Mosquitoes To Be Released

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A British research firm is poised to release millions of genetically modified mosquitoes into the Florida Keys, and it's safe to assume 99.

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Great White Shark Attacks Fishing Boat In Florida Panhandle, Tries To Chew Off Trolling Motor

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A charter fishing boat roughly eight miles off the coast of Panama City Beach, Florida was attacked by a Great White Shark.

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Florida Teen Infiltrates Hospital, Pretends To Be OB/GYN For Entire Month Before Getting Caught

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A teen in West Palm Beach, Florida spent an entire month channeling his inner Doogie Howser, posing as an OB/GYN at the St.

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Florida Sheriff’s Panties Ruffled After Discovering His Rug Says ‘In Dog We Trust’

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It's too early to know for certain that this was all a grand scheme from the liberal, hippie, apetits agenda in order to strike God out of all places of Capitalistic worship, but what we do know is that one sheriff in Florida was pissed to find out his $500 rug paid homage to our canine lord and savior.

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Seth Meyers Brought Back The Greatest Game Show Ever: ‘Fake Or Florida’

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I don't know why this "Fake or Florida" game show bit from Late Night With Seth Meyers hasn't been turned into it's own real, actual show yet.

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Man Loses It On Girlfriend For Saying His Dead Grammie Was Going To Come Back To Life Just To Bang Him With A Dildo

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Florida is bringing in the 2015 the same way they said goodbye to 2014 -- with a humdinger of a WTF story that reads like a Stephen King novel.

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I’ll Give You One Guess Which State A Teacher Was Arrested In After Trading An Illegal Handgun For Painkillers

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This is story is so quintessentially Florida I was chomping at the bit to blog it up even before I'd read the entire account of events and arrests.

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WTFlorida — The 15 Craziest, Funniest And Stupidest Florida Moments Of 2014

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Another year is about to be ripped from our Kittens With Mittens wall calendar, and once again, the great state of Florida wins 2014.

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Florida + Festivus = Perfection

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Bros, we're less than 9 days out from Christmas so if you have any shopping you need to get done know that you have 8 more days until you actually need to buy anything.


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