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This Prisoner’s So Skinny He Can Squeeze Through The Cell Bars—Should Star In Ocean’s 15

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This man could be a Hollywood super star if he wasn't in jail, his talents would do gangbusters if an 'Ocean's 15' was ever made.

russia

In Russia Even The Pot-Holes Are Jacked Up On Steroids, Are Big Enough To Swallow Semi’s

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When do we stop calling them pot-holes and start calling them sink holes.

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This Woman Tried To Eat A Brown Mark On Her Arm Because She Thought It Was Chocolate Except JUST KIDDING It’s Cancer

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This is what we’ve evolved into folks, slobs who happen to eat chocolate so frequently that when a new brown spot pops up on our bodies instead of thinking “Oh look, a mole,” we think “Mmmmm CHOCOLATE.

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Smartest Criminal Ever Headed Back To Jail After Texting His Probation Officer Dumbest Request Ever

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If you're on probation there are a lot of crazy rules imposed upon you in addition to the rules that the rest of us have to follow.

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This Photo Of Megan Fox And James Franco Is Just Fucking Weird

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So I saw this photo last night of Megan Fox in a bloody dress sitting next to a totally creepy perved-out-looking bald James Franco on Instagram and it took me until now to realize that I am probably never going to know the context of it.

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Watch Chewbacca And Waldo Break Up A Brawl Between Mr. Incredible And Batgirl On Hollywood Blvd.

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Only in Hollywood would there be a free-for-all fight on the street involving Mr.

mike tyson

Mike Tyson Is Joining The Writer’s Union Of Russia—Becauth A Thecond Cold War Totally Ithnt Coming

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'Iron' Mike Tyson is reportedly joining the venerable Writer's Union of Russia, because why the hell not.

fail

These Are The Top 5 WORST Nut Shots Ever Caught On Camera–Prepare For Man Cramps

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I guarantee that by the end of this video you'll a) be squirming in your seat, and b) will be uncomfortably laughing, empathizing the pain your fellow bros went through from these nut shots.

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Racist Tour Guide Has Insanely Racist Meltdown About Chinatown On Last Day Of Work

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This is what it looks like when a shitty person's shitty life unravels right in front of your eyes, this is an absolutely atomic racist meltdown by the world's most racist tour guide.

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24-Year-Old NYC Gym Teacher Megan Mahoney Faces SERIOUS Charges For Sex With Student

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Earlier today, in a blog post about a similar naughty teacher story, my colleague J.


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