poop

This Story About A Guy Getting Poo Blasted In The Face When Piercing Someone’s Asshole Is Why You Go To College, Kids

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Not everyone can afford college and that’s perfectly fine, but college typically = a better life / career.

wtf

Gamer Calls Cops To Report Shooting In ‘Grand Theft Auto’ And Was Totally Serious

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Look, we've all been there -- after a few hours playing a game like Grand Theft Auto, it's hard to separate reality from video game.

golf

If You Want To Feel Better About Your Golf Game Watch This Video Right Now

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There's absolutely zero reason any of you would know this about me, but I may have pieces of a tooth in my right knee.

sex robot

Would You Bang This 3D Printed Futuristic Sex Robot?

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Cesar Vonc is a 3D artist from France who's submitted a futuristic sex robot for competition in a 2014 robotics contest.

WTF

Lance Armstrong, The World’s Biggest Cheater, Says He’d Be ‘Heartbroken’ If He Ever Got Caught Cheating In Golf

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Lance Armstrong might be a disgraced cyclist but he's still a world champion asshole.

people are stupid

Two Idiots Were Locked In A Car For 13 HOURS When All They Had To Do Was, You Know, Unlock It

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Two people, two grownass adults, accidentally locked themselves in a keyless car and ALMOST DIED after spending 13 hours trying to figure out how to get out of the car.

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9 Out Of 10 House Keepers Recommend This Chick’s Sucking Power Over A Shop-Vac

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In the game of suction power, one woman reigns supreme over all the vacuums on the market.

WTF

UPenn Fraternity That Sent Out Beyonce Sex Doll Xmas Card Was Suspended And That’s Absolute Bullshit

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Earlier this week, a Christmas card created by Phi Delta Theta at UPenn surfaced online showing the entire house posing with a Beyonce blow up doll.


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