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Smartest Criminal Ever Headed Back To Jail After Texting His Probation Officer Dumbest Request Ever

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If you're on probation there are a lot of crazy rules imposed upon you in addition to the rules that the rest of us have to follow.

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This Photo Of Megan Fox And James Franco Is Just Fucking Weird

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So I saw this photo last night of Megan Fox in a bloody dress sitting next to a totally creepy perved-out-looking bald James Franco on Instagram and it took me until now to realize that I am probably never going to know the context of it.

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Watch Chewbacca And Waldo Break Up A Brawl Between Mr. Incredible And Batgirl On Hollywood Blvd.

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Only in Hollywood would there be a free-for-all fight on the street involving Mr.

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Mike Tyson Is Joining The Writer’s Union Of Russia—Becauth A Thecond Cold War Totally Ithnt Coming

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'Iron' Mike Tyson is reportedly joining the venerable Writer's Union of Russia, because why the hell not.

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These Are The Top 5 WORST Nut Shots Ever Caught On Camera–Prepare For Man Cramps

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I guarantee that by the end of this video you'll a) be squirming in your seat, and b) will be uncomfortably laughing, empathizing the pain your fellow bros went through from these nut shots.

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Racist Tour Guide Has Insanely Racist Meltdown About Chinatown On Last Day Of Work

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This is what it looks like when a shitty person's shitty life unravels right in front of your eyes, this is an absolutely atomic racist meltdown by the world's most racist tour guide.

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24-Year-Old NYC Gym Teacher Megan Mahoney Faces SERIOUS Charges For Sex With Student

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Earlier today, in a blog post about a similar naughty teacher story, my colleague J.

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22-Year-Old High School Teacher In D.C. Wastes No Time, Has Oral Sex With Student On Her First Day At School

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My sincerest apologies to the stock photo model (pictured above) who will now and forever be linked to this story.

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This Restaurant Owner Facebook Messaged A Yelper Who Gave Him A One Star Review, Calls Him ‘Ugly’ And ‘Retarded’

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It’s one thing for a restaurant owner to get upset at a one star review on Yelp, but it’s another thing entirely for that owner, in this case Chef Bac Nguyen, to go out and find the Yelper on Facebook and harass him.

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70% Of The World Pronounces GIF Correctly, The Rest Of You Are Morons And I Hate You

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In a recent collaboration between Mashable and ColumnFive they polled 30,000 people on who they pronounce various common place words on the Internet, and some of the results are fairly astounding.


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