Do you enjoy doing absolutely nothing for 8 hours a day and then getting paid for it.
You know that some weirdass shit goes on in your office's bathroom (probably because you've done some weirdass shit in there yourself), but now thanks to a survey of nearly 14,000 workers in 13 countries done by a Swedish hygiene company we actually KNOW what goes on in there.
Chasing that paper would be an overstatement—any forward momentum was exhausted years ago.
The staff at Dickey's Barbecue Pit was pissed.
Have you ever been so out of it that Arnold Schwarzenegger riding a dinosaur in a fairy princess costume could walk up to you and offer you a cup of coffee and you wouldn’t even blink.
A secretary in the Swiss Parliament is in deep turd after posting half-naked selfies photos taken at her desk to her Twitter account.
So true it hurts.