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6 Ways to Justify Your Insanely Long Bathroom Breaks at Work

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Getting paid to poop is the only way to go through life, you guys.

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Rationalizing Staying Home Versus Braving the Snow and Going to Work

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Your alarm goes off, white-hot fury courses through your body as you aimlessly and violently slap anything and everyone within arm’s reach, like you’re Mel Gibson after a subpar family dinner.

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Girl Quits Her Accounting Job with the Most Obnoxious ‘I’m Out’ E-mail to Her Co-Workers Ever

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Over the years, we've posted our fair share of amusing e-mails from people who have decided to quit their jobs.

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Hate Your Job? Outsource It to China So You Can Be Paid to Watch YouTube Videos, Like This Guy

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Your first reaction to this story might be to be angry at "Bob" for his laziness, his apathy, and his general un-American attitude toward work and productivity.