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The 12 Stages of Playing the Lottery

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Like the rest of you morons, I donated to the Human Stupidity Fund by purchasing a Powerball ticket in advance of Saturday’s near-record prize.

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Hurt Locker’s Big Night, the Best of Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin, and Lots and Lots of Logos

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[inline:hurt]"The Hurt Locker" took home six, count 'em, six Oscars last night, including Best Picture, Best Director, and Best Original Screenplay, as well as Best Editing, and two Sound awards.


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