Tag Archives: Weird news
This is an awful, awful story.
This is why America gets their asses handed to them by the Chinese — they’ve even figured out how to be bigger cheaters
I guess if you work with a high-powered wood chipper on a daily basis there is always a thought in the back of your mind
If you’re ever robbed at gunpoint, just give the dude anything he wants. It’s better than getting shot, killed or slapped across the mush with
Happy Meal? More like really, really happy meal but like this warm kind of happy that washes over you in waves. Not that I would
I’m assuming Philly is a little jealous since NYC will be the site of some crazy ass stories this week with the Super Bowl just
Tattooed, fat dummies will be all over department stores by the end of the year. The ones that move are real people. The
People love their sex dolls. Why can’t they love a completely different pleasure box?
Career tip #254 — Excessive farting can kill your career.
Apparently, pubic hair is making a comeback. The New York Times says so, as do the depraved lunatics responsible for the always "shocking" mannequins that
A 19-year-old college kid in West Sussex, UK stabbed his mother and sliced off his own penis while high on mephedrone, the Mirror horrifically reports
For two years, the lovely Wayne, New Jersey home of Dick and Sandy Weiner (not a joke!) couldn't be sold. It was a nice house in a
According to estimates and studies by the US Census Bureau, the population of Florida in 2013 was estimated to be 19,317,568. It’s the fourth largest
Nottingham, England's Peter Clatworthy couldn't find a limited-edition Xbox One for his four-year-old son. Because his four-year-old son—who will be celebrating the discovery of his motor skills this
Many people eat fast food when they're stoned. Isn't this just skipping a step?
In a lot of depressing ways, we're all that lonesome black dildo going round and round on the carousel of fucking life, looking for someone
A mysterious bearded gent was spotted by dozens of people in Washington, D.C. today mowing the lawn of the Lincoln Memorial, which is currently
A 25-year-old guy with multiple arrest warrants attempted to pass himself off as a high school freshman at a New Jersey high school yesterday,
(Optional music video to accompany this story: North Carolina's greatest band, the Avett Brothers, performing "Die Die Die.")
This guy really knows how to hold a grudge.
Close your eyes: What do you see when you think of someone who takes the time to drop a deuce in front of the same