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Henry and Mudge In: The Cock Bite
This is really a story about how you should never wait to the last possible moment to take a shit.
All of us at some time or another—typically after watching 21 Jump Street—have thought about what it'd be like to go back to high school
Let us pause today to remember the life of Paulo Ricardo Gomes da Silva, a Brazilian soccer fan who was killed by a toilet.
A mystery man is terrorizing Ann Arbor after pooping on numerous playground slides.
You know, you've gotta nip this kind of stuff in the bud.
A mischievous bastard.
Right now, in some nursing home across this corrupted country, YOUR grandmother could be living like a common harlot.
18-year-old Norwegian Stian Ytterdahl, better known as the "McDonald's tattoo guy," made headlines recently.
If there was ever a sign that your thinking goes COMPLETELY out the window when you're horny, it's this.
What would you do if First Citizens Bank randomly put $31,000 in your bank account?
Just before 10 p.m. on Sunday, Stephanie Hamman crashed her car into the front doors of a church.
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Firefighters believe a bird carrying a lit cigarette to its nest ignited a fire in an apartment building last night in London.
A Kenyan pastor found himself making international headlines today when his controversial "stop wearing underwear" rule went viral.
Valeria intends to train herself to live on just light and air alone. That's the diet!
Walter Williams, an elderly man from Lexington, Mississippi, was declared dead in his home on Wednesday night. A coroner zipped him in a body bag,
Sean Ludwick, a 41-year-old managing partner at a New York real estate firm, wanted to effectively dic-tate his anger after […]
A PacSun in the deeply-religious town of Orem, Utah recently had a banner day in sales after one customer bought […]
If you’re looking for first class accommodations that you won’t have to pay out the ass for, check out Hotel […]
“I never knew if there was an opposite condition from penis envy, whereby a man feels like he’s missing something […]
We’ve all been too drunk to drive home. That’s why people designate a driver, or if you don’t have any […]
Most pranks are funny on some level. This prank isn’t funny on any level. According to reports and firsthand accounts […]
Papa John’s is investigating an insane explosion behind one of its location in the UK. Papa John’s in the UK? […]
If humans are willing to wait about twenty-five years, we might get our answer to the question “Does life exist […]
All that glitters isn’t gold and all that pretends to be fast food isn’t the real deal. Especially this shady […]
A man from Nepal made a bet with friend that he could chug an entire bottle of whiskey. At stake? […]
An attempted robbery at a bait and tackle shop in Minnesota was called off, mid-heist, when the robber was too […]
Every day, credit card companies send million of offer letters to potential applicants. It’s possible that more than a few […]
This is an awful, awful story.
This is why America gets their asses handed to them by the Chinese — they’ve even figured out how to be bigger cheaters than Americans.
I guess if you work with a high-powered wood chipper on a daily basis there is always a thought in the back of your mind
If you’re ever robbed at gunpoint, just give the dude anything he wants. It’s better than getting shot, killed or slapped across the mush with
Happy Meal? More like really, really happy meal but like this warm kind of happy that washes over you in waves. Not that I would
I’m assuming Philly is a little jealous since NYC will be the site of some crazy ass stories this week with the Super Bowl just
Tattooed, fat dummies will be all over department stores by the end of the year. The ones that move are real people. The others are
People love their sex dolls. Why can’t they love a completely different pleasure box?
Career tip #254 — Excessive farting can kill your career.
Apparently, pubic hair is making a comeback. The New York Times says so, as do the depraved lunatics responsible for the always "shocking" mannequins that grace